last Christmas I made a book for Zen called “the Crazy Adventures of Zen and Stimpy.” Of course, it’s not too hard to guess who inspired it. Here are scans of the pages.
P.1
IN THE BEGINNING:
Stimpy: Duhh… Zen, do you like my nose?
Zen: Yes, it’s so stinky! Poot poot…
P.2-3
Zen: I can jump so high!!
Stimpy: Duhh… are you a frog?
Zen: No – I’m Zen!
Stimpy: Hey Zen, nice wheels!
Zen: Go away!
P.4-5
Stimpy: Oh no – there’s two Zens!
Zen: Yes – and two Stimpys!! Hey! It’s not Stimpy! It’s a big dinosaur!!
Dinosaur: ROAR!!
P.6-7
Stimpy: Hey, where’s my car:
Zen: I ate you car – poot pot!
Stimpy: Oh – you’re a naughty boy!
Zen: No – you are!
No you are! No YOU are! No YOU ARE! NO YOU ARE!! etc.
Stimpy: Hey – why are you touching my nose?
Zen: Because it’s so stinky!!
P.8
Zen: Hey Stimpy – what are you looking at:
Stimpy: D’uhh… I’m just looking at…
…the END