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Nothing to do over the year-end break, so I watched movies, listened to CDs and read a book

Tuesday, December 29th, 2009

Movie reviews:

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Anvil! The Story of Anvil – I heard this movie was very very good – and the trailer certainly leads you to believe this would be so too – but I was still completely unprepared for the emotional roller coaster I was about to experience. Watching Lips and Robb travel the rocky road of life for 90 minutes was way more intimate than any other rock documentary that I’ve ever seen. I’m still a bit teary-eyed, nearly three hours after watching it.  Hearing these mountains of praise for the band from band members of Metallica, Slayer, Anthrax as well as Slash was really something. “Everybody ripped them off and left them for dead,” says Slash, voicing an idea which could have easily been the title of the film. Ultimately, the love and emotion between these guys for their cause, and their art, is unconquerable, even if you do get a major laugh at Robb’s painting to “The Megalithic Anvil Monument”, you can see that the spirit is just that huge (Robb’s paintings are really very good, including the one of the drumkit, and the one that hangs at the top of his staircase, which will fetch millions on auction some day). On Rotten Tomatoes, the movie gets a 98% approval rating, which means that out of 123 reviews there cannot be more then two that are negative, making it just about the highest-ever rating on Rotten Tomatoes. It is well deserved. I’d watch the movie again, but I don’t know if I’m ready to have my heart put through the wringer again so soon.

After I watched the movie, I went and read everything I could find out about the band. The story about Sacha Gervasi, and how he had been their roadie at 16, went off and done all sorts of incredible things, and then re-entered their lives to make this movie, is amazing. His touching personal note at the movie’s website is also something amazing to read. I bought a signed DVD with extras for $20 on their website, I’m sure it’s going to be well worth it.
The band’s classic album, “Metal on Metal”, was released in 1982, and I remember hearing several songs from it on the radio, including the title track and “Stop Me.” Great tunes. That year Slash was 17, Lars Ulrich of Metallica and Scott Ian of Anthrax were 19 and Tom Araya of Slayer was 21. Now, 27 years later, people are still talking about it. Amazing.
This is by far the best movie I’ve seen this year. Don’t watch “Avatar”, watch “Anvil”!
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The Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – I once tried to read a Douglas Adams book. Like so many other much-loved cult favourites I’ve tried to read but just couldn’t (One Hundred Years of Solitude, Confederacy of Dunces, Infinte Jest, Tom Robbins, Dave Barry, so many more…), I read a bit before I found it just plain silly and dull and I never finished it. Somehow, I thought that the film would offer me a clue to why Douglas Adams’ sense of humour appeals to so many people; sadly, it didn’t. The film opens with a very boring 15 minute sequence that introduces the hapless Arthur Dent, played forgetably by dull everyman Martin Freeman, who wears a bathrobe throughout the film(?!?). The movie takes a Pink Floyd-like turn (Adams was a friend of David Gilmour) when the repulsive and officious Vogons show up and destroy Earth. Alan Rickman voices Marvin the Paranoid Android (nice), Sam Rockwell plays the president of the universe (good manic performance by an actor I like, but also ultimately a bit annoying), and John Malkovich very appropriately plays a super-creepy alien cult leader whose head, arms and upper torso roams around on little mechanical legs. After many absurd and improbable misadventures, I lost interest permanently and forget how the movie ended, except that it has a point-of-view gun, rodent overlords, and Bill Nighy in an understated performance.

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The Last Waltz – Great movie, I watched it and all of the extras and spent a bunch of time reading up on the band and their albums. But I still don’t have an answer to the question that has been plaguing me: so many people are seen playing Fender Stratocasters in the film (Robbie Robertson, Eric Clapton, Bob Dylan, Ron Wood), why do they picture a Fender Telecaster as the main symbol on the cover? Maybe we’ll never know. The film was directed by Martin Scorsese and shows The Band playing a gala “final” concert (they reformed without Robbie Robertson a few years later anyway) that marked a long break from touring and recording. The party was held in San Francisco, they served a turkey dinner since it was Thanksgiving, and they had actual waltzing. The bands played from 8:00PM to 2:30AM. While The Band can come off as a bit dull, old-worldly on the recordings, watching them is great because they all really look like they’re having a great time. Levon Helm, the drummer, you get to see how he holds his drumsticks with the traditional grip, but the left-hand drumstick grip-outward. Robbie Robertson, well-known from his later career, is the only Bandmember  who doesn’t sing, despite the fine, raspy singing voice we all know him to possess. Garth Hudson, nutty and classical-trained, is not seen often. The editing of the film is strange, with the last number of the evening played first, interspersed with interview dialogue, and then non-concert bits, such as “The Weight” recorded with the Staples Singers (great, great, great), and “Evangeline” with Emmylou Harris (great, great, great).  While the musical add-ons are fantastic, you would wonder why non-concert bits are included in a film document about a concert. Great scene with The Band, Neil Young and Joni Mitchell, the Canadian music mafia, singing Young’s “Helpless”, a song about “a town in north Ontario.”  That’s Ontario in Canada, not Ontario in California.

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Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny – I watched this film last year over the Christmas break and remember being underwhelmed. These guys are funny, and they have a rock ‘n’ roll attitude, why is it that they can’t make a movie on their own that is better than “School of Rock”?  Outside of a few good lines (”Your training begins tomorrow at the crack of noon!”  “Patience, young Grass-smoker.” “I’ve had this birthmark since I was born.”) and a few good bits (the spread-legs guitar that Kyle plays is pretty absurd), there’s not too much there.  Okay, Dave Grohl is pretty hilarious as the Devil, and Tim Robbins as the Mysterious/Weird Stranger is okay too, but otherwise – yawwwwwwwwnnnn…

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Big  Brother and the Holding Company with Janis Joplin: Nine Hundred Nights – One of an interminable string of documentaries about San Francisco and the hippy scene, this one documents the formation of an eccentric psychedelic rock band Big Brother And The Holding Company and some of the work that they did putting together a sloppy, soulful rock unit that eventually hooked up with a young singer from Texas called Janis Joplin, a gifted singer who had once been called “the ugliest man on campus” at her university. They put out two albums and started getting some attention. Then they played the Monterey Pop Festival in 1967, where they hung out with Los Angeles pop musicians like the Mamas and the Papas, as well as Jim Hendrix, Brian Jones, and Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel. Showing San Francisco music to the country for the first time, the band made a bad career move by refusing to sign away film permission for free and lost their place in history; Janis, however, did sign, and the film is only of her, making it look like Big Brother And The Holding Company were really only her backup band. Well… she probably was the most talented member of the band, as evidenced by the fact that none of the other members went on to make much of a mark after the band broke up later that year. To mark the point, the surviving members of the band talk about recording “Cheap Thrills”, the band’s second album, for a big studio and with a proper recording budget, and how the band would sweat for hours to lay down a basic track, only to watch Janis  stroll in and do her vocals in one or two takes.

The documentary is quite good, covering a lot of history and emotions, and the extras are really great too. There are four full performances from three parts of the band’s career, a photo gallery, and interview outtakes with the four surviving members of the band, New York rock critic Ellen Willis, rock historian (and guitarist for the Patty Smith Group) Lenny Kaye, as well as Nick Gravenites, who wrote songs for Janis and also appeared in Big Brother and the Holding Company. Seeing interviews with the four surviving members of Big Brother and the Holding company is interesting. You get to appreciate the intelligence of drummer David Getz, who came off as a bit of a dummy in the historical footage, and the aloofness of “star” guitarist James Gurley, whose star had been outshone by Joplin when she joined the band (Gurley died last week, on December 20th, after having survived the heroin overdose death of his wife in 1970 and years of hard rock ‘n’ roll living). All members are asked “where were you when you heard that Janis had died?”  It seems like they all heard from the same roadie, and they reacted in different ways, with Gurley being quite cool about it; no one was surprised, but only Sam Andrew – the rhythm guitarist who left Big Brother And The Holding Company with Janis to be part of her new Kozmic Blues Band – showed any real emotion.

Lenny Kaye’s interviews are the best in the collection, and he talks about the band with great reverence, as they seemed like the San Francisco band that he was most interested in seeing when he travelled across the country to join the scene in 1967. He had interesting tales to tell about his cross-country trip, about the scene, and the balance of male and female elements in the band, an important point considering his role in the Patty Smith Group.

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ABBA the movie – an interesting document that shows the ABBAmania of the Swedish pop group’s tour of Australia in 1976. Although the film is directed by famous director Lasse Holstrom, as a concert film it is inferior to “ABBA In Concert”, which documented their final tour and their six sold out nights playing London’s Wembley Stadium. The film also makes the mistaken assumption that it would benefit from a “plot”, in this case one involving a hapless Australian reporter seeking an interview with the band – as if filmgoers would not want to watch 90 minutes of ABBA onstage.

Okay, the plot: the wold’s worst reporter travels to ABBA’s various Australian dates to seek an interview the band; without his press pass, however, he is refused access to ABBA again and again. Without access to the band, he films little kids, asking them why they like ABBA. He also interviews adults, who like ABBA for their clean look (yes, ABBA did not look or sound like Black sABBAth). He also has a dream that he is ABBA’s best friend (awwwww) and that he’s successful and well-liked.  Well – one can dream. The most interesting thing about the guy is watching him splice together the various soundbites of the reel, but this is hardly a reason to watch “ABBA the movie”.

Concert footage is okay, although not at all better than “ABBA in Concert.” Of some interest is a remnant of the band’s burlesque show of that tour, which features “Get On The Carousel”, an ABBA song that is only available in this movie.
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A Scanner Darkly – I watched Richard Linklater’s “Waking Life” ages ago; I don’t remember much, since I kept falling asleep. “A Scanner Darkly” didn’t have that effect on me, I was somehow engrossed in the story, watching along as Keanu Reeves went through some mind-tripping counter agent narc activities. It wasn’t quite as intense as “Rush”, but the mind-trippiness was engaging for a while. Ultimately, however, the plotline was a bit too jerky for me to be really satisfied; the onscreen chemistry between Robert Downey Jr and Woody Harrelson was decent, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen Keanu Reeves as wooden. Wynona Ryder, however, was hotter than ever as a digital chick who does too much coke. Robert Downey Jr may be famous now as Iron Man and Sherlock Holmes, but in those days he was still a bit in the hinterlands, and his quirky acting here is quite reminiscent of his work in “Too Much Sun,” a bizarre “comedy” directed by his dad, Robert Downey Sr.

More interesting to me was to read the background of the book, and what Philip K. Dick was going through when it was written and why it was written, and how it was basically an autobiographical work. A story about people engaged in massive drug use by someone who had been engaged in massive drug use would make you think of “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,” but this is another, alternate creation.

The film is dedicated to those who either didn’t make it, and to those who were permanently scarred, such as Dick himself.

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The Rolling Stones Rock and Roll Circus – A wonderful document of the swinging London scene of late 1968, full of little gems. There is the opening act by Jethro Tull, with a 20-year old Tony Iommi (of Black Sabbath fame) playing guitar for them, and Ian Anderson nervously trying out for the first times his trademark one-legged Pan stance. Then there is a wonderful blues perfomance by Taj Mahal, an artist I was not aware of but who really blew my mind (awesome bass player, nice guitar player, the whole band kitted out in funky blues/cowboy gear), and a rare interchange between John Lennon and Mick Jagger (the Beatles/Stones rivalry is well known, but these guys manage to be civil to each other). It is also apparently the last live appearance of Brian Jones, who barely does anything throughout – although he does put in a really great slide guitar performance.

The reason that the release of this document was delayed until 1996 was apparently that the Stones were unhappy with their performance, and envious that of the Who, who had just come off tour and were at the top of their form (and had performed earlier in the night, with good energy, whereas the Stones were playing at 2:00 in the morning and rather pooped). For me, The Who’s performance of “A Quick One (While He’s Away)” was theatrical and boring, not superior to any of the other pieces at all. The Stones had six numbers, including a rip-em-up rendition of “Sympathy for the Devil” which was probably only slightly less interesting than the Godard documentary of the original recording of the song. Mick also does a cool, dramatic strip show that reveals some pretty interesting body art. Great historical artifact, great great great.

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Let the Right One in – A film about sacrifices. While everyone who has seen the trailer will know that this is the story of a small snow-bound Swedish town haunted by a vampire, what is truly awesome about it is the fragility of each character, and how they all crumble in one way or another. Eli’s sacrifices, Oskar’s sacrificies, Virginia’s sacrifice, Håkan’s sacrifice…  The film is beautiful and minimal, and we care about all of the characters. The love story between two 12-year-olds is somehow quite believable. The theme of bullyism is a bit clumsy, and provides a bit of non-vampire action. The book, apparently, also deals with alcoholism, drug use, and pedophilia – wow, pack it all in between the vampirism and murder.

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Inglourious Basterds – The trailer says it all; and yet, watching it in full doesn’t provide too much more, except for the occasional weird (and, in once instance, very touching) plot twists. A film of long dialogue-intensive scenes (very long – the opener, especially, lasts forever, as does the long “basement bar” scene); it really could have done with some trimming. But… apparently, there were deleted scenes and new characters aplenty, including one created for Maggie Cheung!  (Huh?! How could you get Maggie Cheung to be in your film and then not use the footage?!?)

Nice use of German and French and Italian, which is welcome for people who are not monolingual, but the film lacks a main character. Who is the film’s protagonist? It’s not Brad Pitt, nor any of the people on the movie poster. If anything, it’s Shosanna Dreyfus, who is central to the opening scene as well as the main plot, but she doesn’t have much screen time. Sure, the Basterds are busy striking fear in the Nazi’s heart, but do we really care?

What is interesting about the film itself is how two circumstantial plots come together to ensure the outcome, which I don’t think I’ve seen in a film before. The other thing that is interesting is that the film appears to be leading to a sequel; I would think that part two could be more interesting than part one. Altogether it’s a bit of a rarity – a film with a good plot/ending that doesn’t do a great job establishing (most of) the characters.

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Black Dynamite – Definitely one of the best movies I’ve seen this year. Sure, the trailer gives you 75% of the good stuff from the movie, but in a world where so many trailers are better than the films themselves, this is really saying something. Black Dynamite (he never has any other name throughout the whole film) is riveting in nearly every scene he’s in, and there were at least two laugh-out-loud funny scenes for me.

The film is also full of great lines:

- “You’re doing alright for yourself. Look at this place – you must have an 8-track in every room.”

- “I get off in 15 minutes.”   – “You’re right about that.”

- “How did you get in here?”  – “I walked in.”

- “I’m spending more on bail money than I’m gettin’ in tail money.”

- “I will not hesitate to lay the hammer down, on any clown, that comes around.”

Yes, there’s lots of rhymin’ jive in the movie, not to forget all the gratuitous mention of whiteys, Uncle Toms, crackers, and every other black cliche. The little things are really funny too, like the Captain Kangaroo Pimp, or the “Chili and Donuts” fast food joint. The sexy zodiac animation, as well as the over-the-top closing credits animationare also a nice touch. The “seventies effects” run throughout the film, such as the crazy driving scenes, and the “Bruce Lee’s deadliest duel” daily workout is pretty outrageous.

The storyline gets ridiculous at one point, and the “nefarious plot” bit really outstays its welcome, but when it goes to the level of “Enter the Dragon” and then takes it one level higher, it really goes off the wall. I wonder if this one will become a cult classic on the level of “The Big Lebowski.”

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The Osbournes – Season One – The misadventures of a premier show business family. Watch Ozzy take out the garbage. Watch Sharon fight with the neighbours. Watch Kelly fret about losing daddy’s gold card (it was under the seat in the car). Watch Jack walk around in his army getup. See the doggies shit and piss on the floor, couch and carpet. Watch Ozzy and Sharon fuss over the cats and dogs. Observe Ozzy doodling and colouring. Check out Ozzy doing videos wearing a bat jacket, or Moulin Rouge lingerie getups. Watch Ozzy dance with a mechanical James Brown doll. Watch Ozzy have problems with the home entertainment system, then see him get impatient when the microwave popcorn doesn’t rise. Occasionally – very occasionally – see Zakk Wilde (who you need earplugs for, because apparently he “plays louder than Satan”), Mike Bordin, Robert Trujillo from his band (Bordin is famous from being in Faith No More, Trujillo is a bass legend well-known for his work with Suicidal Tendencies and Infectious Grooves). Musically, there’s plenty of Pat Boone, and just the odd metal riffs.  Episode five is good, because it shows tour preparations for the “Merry Mayhem” tour. Weird to think that this family just had cameras around the house all that time. But it’s all worth it just to hear Ozzy say “I’m not proud of having a poor education; I’m not proud of being dyslexic and having attention deficit disorder; I’m not proud of being a drug addict/alcoholic. I’m not proud about biting the head off a bat; I’m not proud of a lot of things. But I’m a real guy, with real feelings. That kind of scares me sometimes, you know – to be Ozzy Osbourne. It could be worse… I could be Sting.”

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The Osbournes – Season Two – The second season of The Osbournes starts off with an episode that is better than any in the whole first season, demonstrating (perhaps) the power of having a hit “reality” show behind you. Ozzy and Sharon go to the White House and hang out at a massive dinner party with George Bush Jr, who utters the words “What a fantastic audience we have tonight: Washington power brokers, celebrities, Hollywood stars… Ozzy Osbourne.” The look of joy on Ozzy’s face after that was pure magic, although do you… sometimes… have to… wonder… why George Bush Jr? Then there’s Kelly’s “Papa Don’t Preach” solo career (did that go anywhere?), and Jack’s experiments with spraying water at unwelcome visitors. Jack does surfing. Ozzy has phone problems. Ozzy expresses his love for Sharon: “I had this plan that I’d die before she did – my plan didn’t work out. She’s my whole world. She’s the best lover I’ve ever had; the best friend I’ve ever had; the worst friend I’ve ever had. It’s like bread and butter – Sharon and Ozzy.”
CD reviews:

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Leonard Cohen, “Live at the Isle of Wight, 1970″ – This came with a CD and a DVD. I love Leonard Cohen so much, I didn’t know how to take a new artifact from his musical work that included both a CD and a DVD.  Should I listen to him first, or should I watch him? Out of necessity, I listened to him first – it was probably the right thing to do. All but three of the songs he played at this festival are from his first two albums, and as a total aspect it was just like listening to Leonard Cohen’s greatest hits as I remember it, with wonderful new inter-song poetry as we have heard on other, later Leonard Cohen live pieces. It was not the full-on live stage concert spectacle, it was Leonard Cohen as he was in 1970, and people in those days understood him and what he was saying, he was one of them. It’s amazing how we wander on and wander apart, and how people like Leonard Cohen only matter at certain, brief moments in history. Cohen has 11 studio albums and five live releases (of which I have three). This is the oldest one, although “Live Songs” has material that reaches back to 1970 as well; “Field Commander Cohen”, from 1979, is a polished affair of polite applause, with a crack band and a groovy bass player (not to mention the violin, oud and clainet), but it is also a bit too speedy for the Cohen groove. I have not yet heard “Cohen Live” (recorded in 1988 and 1993) or “Live in London” (recorded in 2008).

The CD was recorded on August 30th, 1970 and is nearly 80 minutes long and contains 14 songs (with five sections of pre-song banter, all in the first half of the concert, that last from 16 seconds to nearly three minutes). It was the last day of the five day long festival, with the last night rounded off by Joan Baez, Jimi Hendrix following her at midnight, and Cohen following Hendrix (he was the second-last artist to perform at the festival, which was closed by Richie Havens, who played “Here Comes The Sun” as the first rays of dawn hit). It is presented “warts and all”, with a few incidents of onstage voltage as people fiddle with equipment, most notable in Suzanne, one of Cohen’s mellowest songs, not to mention his most famous.

The recording starts off with Cohen’s voice, “Are you guys ready? Is everybody ready?” Then the announcer comes on the PA saying “Our next artist is a novelist, a poet, an author, a singer and an album recorder.  He’s been trying to get here since 10:30 yesterday morning… won’t you welcome Leonard Cohen and his Army.”  Like all Cohen live recordings, there is plenty of cryptic between-song banter, and here Cohen starts off with a story of the circus and an appeal to the audience to hold up matches so that he could see them “sparkle like fireflies, each of you at your different heights,” he sounds elated, but he also notes “a lot of people without matches” (halfway through the concert again, he jibes “oh, we’re sorely in need for matches”). He then launches into a shambolic impromptu song “Oh it’s good to be here in front of 300,000 peopleeeee”, then a very slow, sombre version of “Bird On A Wire,” that is mostly him and his guitar, but also has some bass, a bit of keyboard, and some background singers.

For the most part, the songs sound like they’re Cohen playing alone, even though he has two backup singers, a bassist and three seated guitarists up onstage with him (no drummer – Cohen’s not about percussion).  The sound quality of the recording is excellent, and the production is top notch – the songs, except where Cohen improvises, sound like they did on the albums, and they are superb to listen to. “So Long Marianne”, “You Know Who I Am”, “Lady Midnight”, “One of Us Cannot Be Wrong”, “The Stranger Song”, “Tonight Will Be Fine”, “Hey, That’s No Way To Say Goodbye”, “Diamonds In The Mine”, “Suzanne”, “Sing Another Song, Boys”, “The Partisan”, “Famous Blue Raincoat” and one of my favourites, “Seems So Long Ago, Nancy,” to end the evening.

The intro to “You Know Who I Am” has a short impromptu ditty called “Let’s Renew Ourselves Now” that might be considered a unique new Leonard Cohen song – it is about 50 seconds long and starts with some Spanish guitar plucking, then the lyrics “I know it has been cold, and I know it has been damp/I know you’ve been sitting all night long”; the tempo of the song then picks up, and he says “Let’s renew ourselves now, let’s renew ourselves now, let’s renew ourselves now,” then going directly into “You Know Who I Am.” Most of these songs came from his first two albums, “Songs of Leonard Cohen” and “Songs From A Room”; the three from his not-yet-released album of 1971, “Songs of Love And Hate”, are “Diamonds In The Mine”, “Famous Blue Raincoat” and “Sing Another Song, Boys” – in fact, the version of “Sing Another Song, Boys” on that album was recorded at this concert, so this is technically the second time it appears on a Leonard Cohen album (oddly enough, the tracking puts the famous “Let’s sing another song boys, this one has grown old and bit-ter” intro at the end of the preceding track, “Suzanne”; this is a mistake, as it is clearly an important part of the song). The song got resounding applause, something which is cut off of the version on “Songs of Love and Hate”, which fades it out quickly after his last “la-la-la-la-la-la-LA-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-laaaaaaaaaw”.

One of the highlights of the concert comes before “One Of Us Cannot Be Wrong – one of his cornier songs, which he says he wrote in a peeling room in the Chelsea Hotel as he was coming off amphetamines and was pursuing a blonde lady whom he met in a Nazi poster, the courtship of which he describes even more cryptically – when he recites some poems: “As for the political situation: They locked up a man who wanted to rule the world/ The fools, they locked up the wrong man,” and “A man who eats meat wants to get his teeth into something/ A man who does not eat meat wants to get his teeth into something else/ If these thoughts interest you even for a moment you are lost.” He gets heckled once, to which he replies “Are you calling me a fascist pig again?”

Besides a bit of organ and backing from the two female singers, the concert is relatively restrained – “The Stranger Song” seems to be just Cohen and his guitar – until the second bar of “Tonight Will Be Fine”, more than halfway through the concert, when The Army really kicks out the jams and all the members saw away, including the banjo player – Cohen just wails and wails !! (Incidentally, this recording of “Tonight Will Be Fine” also appears on “Leonard Cohen Live”, which contains bits of his 1970 and 1972 live performances.) It is followed by a mellow version of “Hey, That’s No Way To Say Goodbye”, but then comes an impromptu intro “They gave me some money for my sad and famous song/ They said ‘the crowd is waiting, hurry up or they’ll be gone’/ But I could not change my style, and I guess I never will/ So I sing this song for the poison snakes on Devastation Hill/ And there are no letters in the mailbox…”, which goes into a blistering version of “Diamonds In The Mine,” a song that the audience would not have heard until then. It is very similar to the album version, although I suppose a keen ear will hear different lyrics.

Another interesting moment is when, just as he’s playing the guitar into to “The Partisan”, he says “I’d like to dedicate this song to “Joan Baez and the work she’s doing.” The second-last song is “Famous Blue Raincoat,” another song that the audience wouldn’t have heard yet, which Cohen introduces with the words “It’s not that I want to be coy standing out here, you know, but I know that it’s late and… I don’t know, maybe this is good music to make love to. This song was written in the East Side, the east end of New York; It’s four in the morning…”

For his last song, he says “(to the audience) my guitar has been heisted… (to the band) yeah, the song about Nancy, that’s a good idea. (to the audience again) I want to sing this song for Nancy; it was in 1961, she went into the bathroom and blew her head off with her brother’s shotgun. And, in those days there was not this kind of horizontal support, and she was right where all of you are, but there was no one around – to light their matches.” He starts off with his solo voice and guitar, the bass comes in, then the voices drift in very subtly, some keyboard sounds, “Nancy wore green stockings, and she slept with everyone,” background vocals come in stronger, “we told her she was beautiful, we told her she was free/ But none of us would meet her in the House of Mystery, the House of Mystery…” And that’s it.

The DVD is 64 minutes long and was produced and directed by Murray Lerner, who made his name filming the Newport Folk Festival form 1963-1965, and the three days of the Isle of Wight (with iconic full-length concerts from The Who and Jimi Hendrix).

If you want to get the concert in its chronological sequence, you really need to listen to the CD, because the DVD shatters it and scatters it all around (which makes it even the more interesting to get the two packaged side-by-side). The DVD starts off with a snippet of “Diamonds In The Mine”, the concert’s most engaging (and engaged) piece, before moving into grandiose factoids of the concert, presented in a slideshow format, as well as some interviews with kids at the shot: “It’s like going to Bethlehem, where they go to see the baby Jesus, [but] we go to see Leonard Cohen” (and somebody blurts in “Pink Floyd”). But, of course, you always wonder about duplicity from the filmmakers, especially with their memories addled by nearly 40 years of living – they say that he sang “It’s four in the morning, the end of September” at four in the morning at the end of August, but was it four in the morning?  Were the audience shots of hippies captured in rapture even filmed during Leonard Cohen’s spot, or were they blissing out to Hendrix?  I guess we’ll never know.

The DVD has several interesting interviews. One of them is with Bob Johnston, a Southerner who ended up producing three Leonard Cohen albums (although only one at the time of the concert – “Songs From A Room”; he later did “Songs Of Love And Hate” and “Live Songs” with Cohen), but who also produced six Bob Dylan releases and seven Johnny Cash releases, all from the 1965-1971 – busy guy. He talks about how he was shanghaied into being a keyboardist for the release, but also how the show went down, giving the quote “I think Leonard Cohen is the best performer in the world, he bought poetry into music” (hey – is that a dig at Bob Dylan?). Kris Kristofferson, who battled the militant and unforgiving audience at the show, talks about how Cohen commanded the stage throughout, and there are a few scenes to prove it of Kris’ nervous performance – gosh, he looked young without a beard in 1970. Joan Baez talks about the era, and Judy Collins gushes about Leonard and “Suzanne”, a song that she sorta made famous, spouting “God bless Leonard Cohen and his muse.” This bit, and to some extent Baez’s bit, are shoved into the edit, as they really don’t have a lot to add to the concert itself.

For the most part, the concert footage is on Leonard Cohen’s face, with the occasional wander to the angelic backup singers (the only three people besides Cohen, incidentally, who  stand throughout the show), with brief sections where you see the band and the whole stage (they look really bored while Cohen does “The Stranger Song” totally solo… some Army) – and a few shots where you see the band from behind, with the amps marked WHO displayed prominently. While it’s not interesting to constantly watch Cohen’s face as he sings his songs, it is interesting to see and hear him do the hand whistle of “One Of Us Cannot Be Wrong”, which I’ve heard a billion times but never knew it was done by Cohen himself, blowing through his fingers.

Happily, “Tonight Will Be Fine” is shown in its entirety, including the part where Charlie Daniels stands up and plays the fiddle next to him, as is the “They’ve surrounded the island; one of these days we’re going to have this land for our own,” to which there is tremendous (canned?) applause. But this how it appears on the album, so… Appearing in its entirety is also the illustrious “Sing Another Song Boys”, which showed up in its entirety on his next studio album “Songs Of Love And Hate”, although the wigged out “Diamonds In The Mine” is not on the DVD for some reason (except for a brief excerpt of the beginning bit at the start of the DVD).

Cohen dedicates “The Partisan” to Joan Baez, and here we get a chance to see images from her press conference at the time, a bit of her live show, a snapshot of Jimi Hendrix’s set as viewed from the audience (to avoid copyright hassles?), and ultimately the 2009 interview with the lady herself.

Just a bit of deception – the last song in the movie is “Seems So Long Ago, Nancy,” and it is presented as if it were an encore; listening to the CD, though, I’m not sure it was.

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Big Star: “Keep an Eye on the Sky” – Finally, the long-awaited Big Star box, with four CDs containing 98 songs, 52 of them unreleased. The set is named after a lyric from “Stroke It Noel”, a song from their their third studio release, and contains album tracks, demos, alternate mixes/lyrics/versions, as well as a full live concert from January 1973 (with the band performing as a three-piece soon after founding member Chris Bell had left the band out of frustration over their first album’s poor distribution and lousy sales). The first three discs include the songs of and follow the three studio albums in sequence, including tracks from those albums, along with other material from the same timeframe; the fourth CD is the live concert in its entirety. In one form or another, the set includes all of the 43 songs from their three studio releases, so it’s a good document to have just for that, not to mention the live set and the demos and alternate mixes of some of their most memorable songs (”Back Of A Car”, “The Ballad Of El Goodo”, “In The Street”, “The India Song”, “O My Soul”, “She’s A Mover” and “Try Again” each appear three times). The fourth disc includes a promotional video for the song “Thirteen”, billed as the only existing video document of the band in action, which is a grainy home movie that looks like it was captured on a standard Super 8 home video recorder from the time. The video has a lot of cheezy establishing shots, like kids walking home from school, a jet taking off, and images of the guys in the studio. Of particular interest are the images of Chris Bell, who died in a car crash in 1978. The video, set to a different song (”Thank You Friends”) can be seen here.

Big Star is revered by dozens of bands, including The Replacements (who wrote a song called “Alex Chilton” for the band’s main singer/songwriter/guitarist), Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers (Petty’s nasal vocal delivery clearly apes Chilton’s), the Bangles, and many others. Alex Chilton came to the group with some experience, having been the singer for the Box Tops (check out a great video of the band irreverently playing for the cameras to a recording of their #1 hit “The Letter” – Chilton, in those days, had more of a bluesy, raspy John Fogerty/Rod Stewart/Eric Burden delivery). I have the first two Big Star albums already, so a lot of the material is familiar to me, but I had never heard the third album, which turns out to be very different from the jangly power pop of the first two records as it is a combination of acoustic guitars and strings(!), as well as other odd sounds. The set also includes several ex-Big Star contributions from the various members, including three solo songs by Chris Bell (one pre-band inclusion called “Psychedelic Stuff” from 1969) as well as his “I am the Cosmos” single from 1975 and its b-side; there is also one song from his Icewater project, and two from his Rock City project. The set also includes an Alex Chilton solo song from 1969. The collection has 17 demos of 16 songs (”Big Black Car” gets two demos), which are often just Alex Chilton solo on the guitar; these versions are almost always superior to the produced songs, as the voice is clearer in the mix – in fact, a CD release of just these songs would be a treasure on its own, as it is probably the best “solo” work that Alex Chilton has ever done. The live album is also interesting, perhaps more interesting than any other live material I’ve heard – partly because of its rarity, but also because of how tight the band were. The recording quality is great, and the murmur of voices in the bar as the audience waits for headlining act Archie Bell & the Drells (who?) to hit the stage; Chilton’s dejected announcement that the Drells will be up next is in itself heartbreaking.

The box is about the size of a 45-inch single slip cover, and comes with a folding box to hold the four CDs, as well as a superb booklet that is full of pictures of the band and comes with a warm foreword from John Fry, who owns Ardent Records where the band recorded and was one of their biggest supporters – the fifth Big Star, if you will.  At 100 pages, this is probably one of the more generous box set booklets around, and it contains three well-written essays by rock critics Robert Gordon, Bob Mehr and Alex Palao. Interesting to see these handsome young men, somewhat dandified and tidily-dressed with their jackets and shirts buttoned at the cuffs and leather shoes, and big mops of shoulder-length hair. Not very rock ‘n’ roll, not very hippy, but very Big Star.  One minor complaint – there are no lyric sheets, making it harder to make sense of what changes there are “The Ballad of El Goodo”, which comes in the original version and one with alternate lyrics, but considering that there are over 80 songs on this set it would have made the package much thicker and expensive (and I’m not really one to pore over lyric sheets anyway; actually, if you really need them they are readily available online).

The opening song of the set is “Psychedelic Stuff”, a mish-mash of Beatles-esque motifs (including back-tracked stuff) with some vocals, showing off Chris Bell’s studio craftsmanship, as well as the superb capabilities of Ardent Records. “All I See Is You” by Bell’s IceWater, could be a Beatles song, especially “Dig A Pony” with its “All I want is you” lyric (he repeats this theme endlessly, by the way). Chilton’s “Every Day As We Grow Closer” sounds more like a Big Star song, with the addition of some cheezy keyboards. Ditto for “Try Again” by Bell’s Rock City, with its country guitar sounds; Big Star did the song on their first album and in their live set, making this is the only proto-Big Star song to appear on a Big Star album. The early Chris Bell version is a bit different, but not overly so.

In addition to the proto-Big Star songs, disc one has all of the original songs of the first release, the optimistically-titled “#1 Record” (although in some cases the original song is left off in deference to the “alternate mix”). The album is one of the best debuts ever, full of fantastic songwriting, great guitar work and wonderful vocal harmonies – some critics call it “power pop” – with frantic rockers like “Feel”, wailing, Petty-esque thumpers like “In The Street”, trippy, experimental songs like the wonderful “The India Song” (one of only two that bassist Andy Hummel composed; the other is the similarly-themed, but inferior, “Way Out West”), as well as gorgeous, aching songs like “Thirteen” (which has been covered by artists such as Elliott Smith, Evan Dando, Garbage, Mary Lou Lord, Wilco and others) or “Watch The Sunrise.” It also has several demos for songs that would appear on the second album, “Radio City.”  But there are also several other previously-unissued nuggets. Chris Bell’s Beatles-esque “The Preacher” is briefly excerpted here, as are two other songs that were intended for the first album, namely “Gone With The Light” and “Motel Blues”, a Loudon Wainright III cover (there is also a demo for this song). The former, played solo by Alex Chilton, is an acoustic ballad, sad, folksy somewhat Celtic-sounding acoustic ballad with a multi-tracked harmony voices that very much sounds like an extension of “Try Again”, while the latter starts off with some engineer PA voice and gets into a sad story about being a rock ‘n’ roll star on the road. The disc also has “I Got Kinda Lost,” a Chris Bell demo that didn’t appear on any Big Star studio album, but makes a re-appearance here when it is performed live on disc four. It’s a punchy, simple spooky song with very repetitive verses. Disc one has the most varied songwriting credits (as with the live tracks of disc four, of course, which on its 20 tracks sources 10 from the first album, which only had 12 songs to begin with), while two and three are largely represented by Alex Chilton; it has only one cover tune. Four of the album’s songs are drumless, as is the unused song “Gone With The Light.”  With the alternate versions, it’s hard to tell the difference, but “In The Street” definitely has a different pre-intro, and “The India Song” is a bit faster (it is therefore also 14 seconds shorter). One of the oddities of disc one is “Country Morn”, which is an alternate version of “Watch The Sunrise”, with Chris Bell’s lyrics and vocals. The first disc also has a demo for “Back Of A Car”, which was a track on “Radio City,” the second release which is the focus of the second CD.

Disc two starts off with three demos, the 12 songs of the band’s second studio album, “Radio City”, as well as alternative mixes, alternate versions, a rehearsal version, Chris Bell’s “I Am The Cosmos” single with its b-side “You And Your Sister”, and is rounded out by six more demos for one song that appears on “Radio City” as well as five songs that appear on “3rd”, including one for The Velvet Underground’s “Femme Fatale.” “There Is A Life” is the only previously-unheard song on this disc, it is by Chris Bell but sung by Alex Chilton in this demo form and it sounds very much like a Gram Parsons song. Since Bell left the band after the first release (where he had made songwriting contributions to every song except “The India Song”), this is only one of three ex-”#1 Record” Bell contributions to the box (if you include “Country Morn”, which is a bizarre alternate version of “Watch The Sunrise”). But despite Chris Bell’s absence, “Radio City” is a fantastic follow-up, with great rockers like “O My Soul” and “Mod Lang,” mid-level moody pieces like “Back Of A Car” and “Daisy Glaze”, as well as the band’s most famous song “September Gurls.”  It also has my favourite Big Star song, the achingly beautiful “What’s Going Ahn.” Sure, there are a few shambling, experimental clunkers like “You Get What You Deserve”, “She’s A Mover” and “Life Is White”; The alternate version of “Mod Lang” has a pretty funky intro with studio chat, it’s a nutty rocker already and this makes it even nuttier. The alternate version for “O My Soul”, however, is a much longer number, and has a very different – longer and less sophisticated – intro (1:29, compared with 0:47 for the album version). Chris Bell’s “I Am The Cosmos” is a short song, starting out with the broad chords you’d expect from a Big Star song, but the whiny vocals are extra-squeezed and multi-tracked, the “yeah, yeah, yeah”s extra-languid. Great George Harrison solo right in the middle of it. Despite the whininess – not to mention the grandiose title – it is still some how tight and appealing. The b-side “You And Your Sister” is a simple, plaintive ditty with guitar, voice and bass, that appeals to the listener “All I want to do is to spend some time with you/So I can hold you, hold you” (to match the a-side’s pleading “I’d really like to see you again”), that later also develops its touches of orchestration and studio freakout. And that, besides a handful of Big Star songs, was Chris Bell.

Disc three, which contains the band’s third release, entitled “3rd”, has the 19 songs that were on “3rd” (15 originals and four covers – The Velvet Underground, Jerry Lee Lewis, The Kinks, and eden ahmez), three unused songs, as well as five demos. Again, the beautiful and tenderly voiced Alex Chilton demos are usually more interesting than the songs, in particular “Thank You Friends”, which includes jazzy background singers on the studio version that clutter up the production. “Take Care”, which is practically a lullaby, opens with violins that smother Alex Chilton and his beautiful melodies. “Nighttime”, the studio track, starts off very much like the acoustic demo, but adds in tambourine, slide guitar, and eventually those inescapable strings. The better album cuts are the ones that have the least orchestration; these include the rockin’ “Kizza Me”, the sorrowful “Big Black Car”, and the four covers. Disc three has the most cover versions of any of the studio discs: Big Star’s take on “Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On” (rockin!), The Kinks’ “‘Till The End Of The Day” (also rockin!!), The Velvet Underground’s “Femme Fatale” (Alex Chilton does a good job stepping into the Nico role here, its a lovely version), and a very nice “Nature Boy”. Among the unused songs, “Manana” is a mere snippet that sounds like it was meant to be played at a turn-of-the-20th-century puppet show (I can understand why it was unused – it doesn’t sound one bit like Big Star, and is quite annoying to boot), while “Lovely Day” is just that – lovely. “Woke up in the middle of the day/Sun streaming in/No one there to take my time away.” The demo is great, the “finished” version is still okay although the guitar and the voice are further back in the mix, and there is harmonizing and drums – and then the  string section comes in, sawing away. Yuck. Many of the other songs on “3rd” tend to be shamboling, experimental, and acoustic ballads that are textured with strings. But it also has some of the best tracks, in particular demos for “Blue Moon” and “What’s Going Ahn.”
The final disc contains the 20 tracks of Big Star’s January 1973 Lafayette’s Music Room live concert opening up for Archie Dell and the Drells in the band’s hometown of Memphis, Tennessee. On the set list are 10 of the songs from “#1 Record”, which had just been released (left off are the rockin’ opening number “Feel” and the ballad “Give Me Another Chance”), four from the not-yet-released “Radio City”, four covers (Gram Parsons’ “Hot Burrito #2″, T. Rex’s “Baby Strange”, Todd Rundgren’s “Slut” and the Kinks’ “Come On Now”), as well as two songs that have never appeared on a studo album, “I Got Kinda Lost” and “There Was A Light.” The songs are tight and rockin’, if a bit shamboling, especially the Gram Parson’s track. Near the end of the set, the band plays a version of “ST 100/6″ that is nearly four minutes long – the album and  alternate mix are about one minute long – playing stripped-down guitar parts marching languidly through the four lines of the song’s only verse and adding a vocal bridge (or a second verse, depending how you look at it), before starting an impromptu guitar jam, and another two verses of four lines (in true pop song tradition, the fourth is, of course, a repeat of the first), and some sort of a crazy Motown drum shakeout and then another solo. So this is what the whole song was supposed to sound like! “Thank you, Archie Dell and the Drells are next. Good night” are the last sounds you hear on the project.  Finis.

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Spitz: “Spitz” – Although I didn’t really expect Spitz’s early albums to be any good, since some of the production values of the older songs I heard was pretty dated, I did want to get all of them for continuity. I was very pleasantly surprised to find very many very good songs on the first release. “ニノウデの世界”, the first song of their major label career, is a rocker as good as any you’d hear on any of their later albums. The fully-formed Spitz sound is instantly recognizable: crunchy riffs, smooth and clear vocals, with great choruses. “海とピンク” is a bit on the dull side, but drives on and on nonetheless and is fine music. “ビー玉” seems to be a bit of an Everly Brothers throwback, real early ’60s sound and a pleasant song with fine vocals. “五千光年の夢” is a punchy, boppy guitar pop song with a simple opening riff and a long “la la la la la la la la” vocal bit that is a bit silly, but not unpleasant. “月に帰る” is not very interesting at the start, but it becomes a very nice vocal tune, before building up into something extraordinary. “テレビ” starts off with a hillbilly vibe that becomes a bit punkish, before changing on cue into a standard well-written, well-produced Spitz song. “タンポポ” starts out with moods sound effects, then majestic power chords, before the voice comes in, probably one of the mellowest song on the album (but not exactly a ballad either). “死神の岬へ” is another lovely mid-tempo rocker, as is “トンビ飛べなかった” (aren’t they all?). “夏の魔物” is a great rocker, followed by the plaintive “うめぼし”, a sweet vocal/acoustic guitar/cello ballad (there always has to be one, it seems). The closing song is the famous “ヒバリのこころ”, a jaunty, galloping number, which had been the title of the indie CD they had released in 1990 just before signing to Polydor and releasing “Spitz” in 1991. Not a stinker among the lot, this could have been an ABBA album. Interestingly, none of the songs on “Spitz” seem to appear on any of the band’s very early indie releases (which includes four cassettes, with 2-7 songs on them, and a 6-song CD) except for the last track, although songs from the early days like “Tori ni natte”, “Oppai” and others did show up on the 1999 “花鳥風月” compilation.

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Spitz: “Namae wo Tsukete Yaru” – Opening track “ウサギのバイク” starts out with mellow la-la-la-la’s and doo-doo-doo-doo’s, a long instrumental intro, and then half way through the short three-minute song the lyrics begin. Perfect guitar pop. “日曜日” is a charming rocker, while title track “名前をつけてやる” is a bit more experimental with odd sounds, that is ultimately true to guitar pop roots with a rousing chorus. “鈴虫を飼う” is one of the better songs on the album, starting out with a slight balalaika jangly sound, it’s got a gorgeous slightly-slower-than-you-expect feel to it throughout and a phenomenal, gorgeous chorus. One of the band’s first real standout tracks. “ミーコとギター” is a pretty standard rocker, nothing exciting, while “プール” is a pretty standard mellow tune, nothing exciting here either. “胸に咲いた黄色い花” is a punchy rocker with some pretty dodgy production standards – its tune is pretty enough, though. “待ちあわせ” rocks as well, but is a bit monotonistic. “あわ” is an unusual tune for Spitz, it is sort of a jaunty boogie tune with a long intro, it’s a lot of fun and has very nice vocals. “恋のうた” is even more interesting – it has a quick vocal start, and then gets into some sort of a Carribean/carnival sounding song. The CD is capped by “魔女旅に出る”, a well-known and catchy pop song that is not all that remarkable.

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Spitz”Hoshi no Kakera” - Spitz’s sophomore release starts with the title track “魔女旅に出る”, jumping right into a grinding heavy metal intro that kind of makes you scratch your head and say “this is Spitz? Yuck!” But the listener quickly realises that the song is gorgeous and catchy with a really killer chorus. “ハニーハニー” starts off with a lot of noise, but then goes into a sort of rocky quiet/loud tune that sounds rather old. “僕の天使マリ” is a jaunty rocker with a shuffle beat that kind of zips along, but is not all that memorable. “オーバードライブ” is a tight ’70s-style rocker with a lot of guitar flourishes. “アパート” nearly sounds like a Cure song, the way it starts off, but it quickly becomes a standard very well-written Spitz song that puts a great emphasis on arpeggios and guitar work. And now – considering that this CD so far has been the weakest of the first three releases – comes another one of their standout tracks, “シュラフ”, a haunting pop tune that has some wicket flutework at the beginning, and a really magical flute solo (yes, I’m surprised too). “白い炎” is an uninteresting rocker, while “波のり” downright boring. “日なたの窓に憧れて” is a so-so pop/rock song that is heavy on the keyboards. “ローランダー、空へ” is gloomy and grungy, not very interesting; the production adds a lot of echo to the vocals, making it sound more dated than most of the early Spitz songs. The guitar solo is pure cheese, helping it to win the award for the weakest song on the album. The CD closes with “リコシェ号”, a short, interesting rocker with some bizarre electronic sounds in it.  Funny – the kid shooting a bow and arrow on the cover looks just a little bit like my son Zen.

Book Review:

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World War Z, by Max Brooks – I had heard about this book and was intrigued; I’m not really very into zombies, but this book somehow sounded like a lot of fun, the way it is described in reviews as somewhat of a “rewriting future history” that you’d get in a political thriller about World War III, conspiracies to start a nuclear war, etc etc etc, except with 30% more zombies. But it wasn’t at first – the first 100 pages, with a series of episodes that are mostly 3-10 pages long (although some are longer – one of the best is 22 pages long), tells dozens of stories of encroaching horror, and then the eventual human massacre at the hands of howling zombies.

The whole book is a series of “oral accounts”, as if they were TV documentary interviews with survivors of the Zombie War, that discuss their experiences. The interviews cover top politicians and businessmen, army brass, military grunts, survivalists, average people, and in once case a recovered feral child (i.e. an orphan who regressed into primitive savagery in order to survive). The chapters recount the rise of the zombies, how they nearly overwhelmed humanity, and how the nations fought their way back from near-extinction. The way the novel is organised like an academic text tells it all: Introduction – Warnings – Blame – The Great Panic – Turning the Tide – Home Front USA – Around the World, and Above – Total War – Good-byes. The story roams from early detections in China, human transporters smuggling infected people into other countries, barricades in Greece and the Ukraine, early cases in Brazil, escaping zombie swarms in South Africa, Israeli academics’ early recognition of the scourge and the resulting solution, the CIA reaction, short-term solutions, Anatarctic holdouts for troubled billionaires, middle-American fortifications, the scene of massive tragedies in India, background to a limited nuclear exchange, the mutiny of a nuclear sub, the sacrifice of space station occupants working to keep satellite technology together, adventures in the Russian army and the way of the new Holy Russian Empire, mercenaries paid by billionaires for protection, the US Army’s first disaster in Yonkers and the German armed forces’ rout in Hamburg, South Africa and a strategic solution, the disastrous northern trail (when zombies freeze, the cold becomes a protection of sorts), a military resurgence in the US, how Hollywood filmmakers were put to work, mid-crisis politics, urban zombie cleansing, surviving “behind the lines”, European castles and sieges, the setting up of global information networks and ultimate geopolitics, Korea’s zombie DMZ, a Japanese otaku zombie killer, a Japanese Zatoichi zombie killer, psychological warfare, using dogs against zombies, the first successful campaigns and zombie massacres, and cleansing remaining zombie hordes in the oceans and seas (where they don’t fester) and in the Paris catacombs. There are many very good episodes, with the best being the ones from Japan, the nuclear sub story, as well as the ones describing political phenomena, economic shifts, and general psychology of fighting a totally new kind of war.

Thinking about the book like an academic text is useful, since Brooks goes into the processes of understanding the threat, the inevitable instance of profiteering from the fear caused by the zombie scourge when it was still little-understood, the psychology of those involved in bringing humanity back from the brink – where it teetered before the sudden, exponentially monstrous zombie assault – and finally triumphing by rescuing it from extinction. It’s no secret that the humans, whose chances were not even 50:50 at one point in the book, did mop up the zombies (also called Zs, Zack and Zed-heads, or Gs – as in ghouls) in the end. The book couldn’t have been written if the zombies had triumphed, as there would have been no one left to write it; but write it Brooks did. while there is yet no hint of a Second World War Z, there are already spin-offs aplenty in the form of The Zombie Survival Guide, The Zombie Survival Guide – Recorded Attacks, and surely many more to come. And a film, of course, since so very many scenes of the book are perfectly suited to the cinema; personally, I can’t wait to watch the US Army slaughtering zombies to the tune of Iron Maiden’s “The Trooper” like it’s described on page 278 of my copy of the book. Rock ‘n’ roll!

Movie reviews, CD reviews, book review…

Sunday, June 28th, 2009

Movie reviews:


Watchmen – The Watchmen graphic novel (i.e. comic book) by Alan Moore is a masterpiece.  This film is the next best thing.  Although it doesn’t capture all of the graphic novel in its entirety – how could it? – it does a great job with those bits that it does.  The ending has been changed somewhat, but I thought this had been done in a way that was actually a bit better than the graphic novel in parts (the disaster at the end of the graphic novel does come off as a bit absurd), although Dr Manhattan’s decision at the end is ultimately not satisfying (and a bit similar to the Batman’s decision at the end of The Dark Knight, come to think of it…).  The characters are all very well cast, with the exception perhaps of Dr Manhattan, who is just a bit too CG-ized for my liking.  Oh well, why be a scrooge when the framing was so masterful, and Rorsach so superbly crafted.


Handsome Suit – I liked this silly formula film a bit more than I should have. Rather than featuring a fat suit, such as in Big Momma’s House or Mrs Doubtfire, the film features a handsome suit (nice idea); the title of the film gives away the whole story practically, but basically the main character in the film was born so ugly that someone takes pity upon him and invites him to try out a prototype “handsome suit”, which can make the wearer very handsome, and can even change the voice of the wearer to become more like that of a handsome man’s.  The movie is partially about humorous situations involving the handsome suit, but it is also about situations of self-pity for a man and his ugliness, especially when he sees how differently people treat him when he is a handsome male model compared to when he’s just his ugly old self.  There are a few tender moments when the actor seems truly pitiable in his soul-searching over the nature of beauty – in his real life he’s always been short and fat and ugly, so it must be heartfelt – and anyone who’s ever been made to feel ugly or a reject, or who wondered what it was like to be beautiful, might sympathize.  Of course, the “surprise” twist at the ending was a surprise to nobody except the main character, but that’s all right – the movie is filled with charming supporting characters and plenty of slapstick and is a real pleaser.  My seven-year-old son loves this movie and talks about it all the time.  The perfect in-flight movie.


I Am Legend – The third time (or so) that the book has been filmed, I Am Legend is about the last man on earth, surviving in a destroyed New York with his dog amidst flesh-eating zombies who come out at night.  Will Smith plays it very well, and for the first 40 minutes of this 90-minute film we observe his life, we learn about the rise of the airborne virus that turns all of humanity (except our hero, who is immune) into hideous creatures, and how he searches for a cure for the virus.  Of course, the movie eventually gets over a quiet introduction and becomes a scary escape-from-the-zombies battle to survive, with tons of near escapes and cliff-hangers.  I actually stopped watching at this point, since I wasn’t in the mood for zombie escapes, intending to watch the rest of the movie in fast forward but never did.  Oh well, maybe later…


The Darjeeling Limited – This movie feels no different than any other Wes Anderson film – it has Owen Wilson and Bill Murray and Anjelica Huston in it – and yet, there’s something different.  What is it that is not quite the same?  Is it the fact that the film is set in India, that his cast of characters now includes Adrian Brody, or that it’s finally been made clear that all the films are intended to run together?  There’s nothing in the films any more that can be separated from one another, and maybe that’s a good thing – aren’t Nobel prizes granted for a cohesive body of work, rather than a single masterpiece?  Non sequitar dialogue, non sequitar scenery, the trademark drift around the location, and the subtle (but hilarious) sight gags – in this one, our protagonists inexplicably buy a cobra at market.  This one has the heavily mustachioed Jason Schwartzman, an actor I don’t know but have enjoyed in this film; he also helped to write the screenplay, indicating that he’s entered the troupe (maybe he’s been in it for a while and I’m only noticing now…).  Flashback scenes where he is clean shaven are interesting for contrast, as is the “play before the movie” sequence with him and Nathalie Portman, playing a slutty something-or-other. The film strikes me as one of the more enjoyable Wes Anderson movies.  I like it.  Bill Murray’s small, subtle role is great (some may consider it a mere sight gag), as is the Indian setting, as are the train staff, as are the villagers, as is the tiger.  Go, tiger, go.


Juno – Juno is immature and a bit annoying, but her repartee and relationship with the yuppies who want to adopt her unborn child are good fun, as is the odd dialogue she has with her father, the ubiquitous character actor RK Simmons.  Any movie that references the Melvins with Sonic Youth has it in my book.  I’m also amused that Michael Cera, Juno’s boyfriend (who, like the actress who played Juno is Canadian), was also in Superbad, the next movie I watched…


Superbad – Who is Michael Cera?  Why does he keep turning up in films I see these days?  It doesn’t matter, this movie is very funny, totally absurd, and takes the piss out of cops like no other movie I’ve seen.  This is totally silly; but, in the end, who really cares?


Thumbsucker – I remember the book being really good, but this movie about a teen who’s still sucking his thumb definitely wasn’t.  Sure, there are tender scenes – Keanu Reeves is surprisingly good, and so are lookalikes Vince Vaughn and Vincent D’Onofrio – but Tilda Swinton is surprisingly boring, the main guy is so totally unforgettable that we still never understand from him why his parents’ marriage is troubled, why he sucks his thumb, why he takes Prozac, and why his 10-year-old brother has more characer than he does…


Jimi Hendrix Live at the Isle of Wight: Blue Wild Angel – It sure was cool to finally see Jimi playing that mean right-handed Stratocaster upside-down as a leftie.  Wild, man, really wild. Not much here in the form of a documentary, but who cares, many – it’s Jimi!


Capote – Anyone thinking that this was a film about the life of Truman Capote would probably be disappointed – it’s actually about the events in Capote’s life surrounding his most famous book, “In Cold Blood.” Starting in 1959 when Capote reads about the Clutter murders in the newspaper, he eventually gets close to the Kansas community that the murder takes place in – despite his conspicuous and gawky other-worldliness – and spends seven years writing the book, in the meantime getting to know the murderers, and maybe even falling into a love/hate relationship with one of them. For anyone who’s ever read the book it should be obvious which of the two murderers he tried harder to understand, and this is the central relationship in a book about a man who has difficulty being truly sincere. Perhaps one of the most interesting parts of the movie are about Capote’s manipulativeness and how people still sort of love him for it. The relationship with childhood friend Harper Lee is also interesting; Lee famously only wrote one book, and after In Cold Blood Capote stopped publishing as well.


The Dark Knight – If there was ever a better example of how a sequel can be soooo much better than the original, I really can’t think of any. It may have been just a bit too violent, but all the parts fit together so well; the Joker’s constant out-thinking of his opponents, his senseless violence, the inexplicable loyalty of his crazed, doomed hoods, and the Batman’s ultimate, problematic decision. Aaron Eckhart was quite good as Two Face (the make-up was fantastic), and Morgan Freeman’s baffling presence was limited… as was Ng Chin Han’s, as the most unthreatening Asian villain ever. Watch it for Heath, who is mystery itself…


Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen – This movie got very low reviews, with the most commonly mentioned word being “tinnitis.” I found this movie very similar to the first in so many ways that I can’t really criticise it too harshly – it was no greater nor worse than any of my expectations, so in that sense I enjoyed it more than the first one, especially the first half. My joy upon seeing John Torturro in the second half was one of a fulfilled expectation, and his performance didn’t let me down. The good points of the movie are: Megan Fox, Megan Fox, and Megan Fox. I also found Shia Leboeuf actually less irritating than the first movie, which also kind of surprised me, and Sam’s parents had great scene-stealing dialogue (although a bit stupid, and not as good as what we had in the first film). The bad points of the movie are the same ones of the first movie: can’t seem to care too much for any of the Transformers, except maybe Optimus Prime a bit, it’s too loud, the action is very hard to follow, and nobody can ever understand how or why organic robots would turn into mechanical devices. The plot was kind of silly, and at one point allowed Shia Leboef to do a Gerry Lewis Nutty Professor routine (which, although it was pointless, he at least could pull it off quite well). There’s another scene at university where it was made to look like the freshmen go out to a nightclub and every female freshman is some sort of a hooker/go-go dancer (are American universities really like this?). It morphs to a freaky scene that somehow combines Terminator 3 with Terminator 2 and Species. Why is it that only ONE Decepticon can take human shape? Oh, how convenient! Weird and a bit creepy.

CD reviews:


Kahimi Karie, “Leur L’existence (sic)” – Kahimi Karie is a name I heard many years ago, I don’t remember how.  She has released several albums and is part of the Shibuya Sound, which includes Cornelius and Pizzicato Five.  My interest in her resurfaced when I saw her name referenced in the Detroit Metal City comic book – apparently, she is the favourite singer of Negishi-kun, the lead singer of the band in his alias Johannes Krauser II.  This four-song EP comes with a mini-disc of songs that seem to be the same as the ones on the CD-sized EP.  First song “~プロローグ~まじめに愛して!” is sweet and “la la la” modern, credited to Serge Gainsbourg, and busy with lots of productive sounds, wiry and somewhat gritty, it’s a superb bit of soundsmanship.  Second song “若草の頃” uses a bit of Lou Reed’s “Walk on the Wild Side” riff and has a bit of fun, with lots more “la la lai la la la la la la”.  KK comes more into her own on third track “偽りの恋~愛のL’amour~”, where she’s actually singing – a duet, nonetheless – with real drama and pathos.  “~エピローグ~まじめに愛して!” goes back to the “da da da da, da da da da da da”, but finishes it off with some pleasant birdsong.  Gorgeous EP.


Kahimi Karie, “K.K.K.K.K.” – More sparse and electronic than previous works – witness the beep-beep version of the reggae classic “The Harder They Come”, K.K.K.K.K. among its 11 tracks are four collaborations with Momus, the Scottish eccentric-of-many-interests, who seems to attach various audio eccentricities to Kahimi Karie’s pleasant Mediterranean ditties, which carry a relatively sparser production values than the “Leur L’existence” EP. “The Symphonies of Beethoven” is interesting in that it uses some familiar themes to weave a new pop song.


エレファントカシマシ, “明日に向かって走れ -月夜の歌-” – Elephant Kashimashi is a really stunning band.  Much in the vein of Manic Street Preachers, the songs are tight, well-written, with great guitar hooks, and a strong vocal presence.  Lead singer Miyamoto Hiroji is highly energetic and he just belts them out.  Opening track “明日に向かって走れ” is a breathless, flawless opener and with loud vocals followed immediately by loud guitars, sets the tone for the whole release. Nearly every song is very good, with lots of grizzly rockers and a few more mellow numbers, each with the same gutsy vocal style and guitar licks throughout.  Naturally the production is flawless. Try to find this J-pop classic if you can.


Yi Paksa (also known as “E Pak Sa”, “Tape 1″ – This is some of the nuttiest music ever invented, a manic Korean folk singer yelping and yowlping over a jaunty electronic beat. Yi Paksa is a legend, and the songs are delirious and infectious and bubbling over with vigour, reminiscent in ways of the energetic folk songs of Okinawa as played by Kina Shokichi’s Champloose.  The breath-taking part of this release is that the 33 songs on this 57-minute CD all run together – it’s one long song and he’s singing non-stop!  Great stuff if you can get your hands on it. Check him out on YouTube under the name “E Pak Sa”.


Zip Code Rapists, “94124 EP” – Seven songs, 21 minutes, from the freaky Neil Hamburger outfit that starts out with ugly live screaming, before breaking into the ugly funk of “Zip Code Gentlemen” and the bizarre country of “Ranch Style Beans” and “Happy Like Harry,” not to mention the fingernails on chalkboard cover of “Riders on the Storm” with ad-libbed lyrics. Yowza!


Love Love, “islets of langerhans” – An eight-song CD, only Love Love’s second, includes three tunes from their stunning debut “Overfeed.”  The new songs on this release seem to be rather My Bloody Valentine-informed, which marks a change from their jazzy hardcore with scary female vocals sound, making “islets of langerhans” feel a bit mixed-up in terms of the sound it wants to achieve.  “I Envied” is on Overfeed, but this version has a lot more snakey bass all along the middle, making it a very fun number.  For some reason, the seventh track “********” is silence, while final track “*” is a psychedelic number that sounds nothing like Love Love at all, probably on account of the U2 guitars and the male vocals in English – which probably come from bass player Kazuo, although Yuki does drift into the song eventually.  The song eventually becomes a typical Love Love jam, though, and caps the release on a high note.


Limited Express (Has Gone), “The Best is Coming” – Limited Express (Has Gone) used to play once or twice a week in the Fandango live house in Osaka’s Juso area.  The guy who worked there was the guitarist, and I always wondered what they sounded like.  I guess after getting all that practice they stuck together, and after I left Japan in 2003 they started releasing albums, like this one from 2006, which includes a CD of 12 songs and a DVD with eight songs; they also seem to have some overseas recognition, so good on them.  Every review of the band that I’ve ever read compares them to Melt Banana, and on some songs they do – the aggressive bass lines, the chirpy female vocals, the angular guitar sounds – but they are hardly as tight, fast or aggressive, and if I ever need to reluctantly admit the similarity I’d rather say that if they sound like Melt Banana, they are a sloppy, relaxed hippy version.  The songs are generally very unusual, guitar oriented, and busy.  But they shift around for mellow parts.  They can also be a bit annoying at times, with strange “ichi ni san” moments that I can’t really be bothered to figure out if they are significant or not.  Another band that they can sound like at times is OOIOO, with the chirpy meaningless vocal sounds.  Either way, the music is fun to listen to, although not really quite as good as Melt Banana or OOIOO.


jenny on the planet, “for” – My friends Kazuo and Yuki in the Japanese psychedelic hardcore band Love Love highly recommend jenny on the planet.  Singing wistful Belle and Sebastian/Camera Obscura/Kuuki Koudan songs in Japanese and English, the tunes are are pretty and quite enjoyable.   Songs like “Weekend Boots” combine spy movie soundtrack guitar with male female voices intertwining saying “I like this red/blue one” intermittently, like a couple arguing on a weekend shopping trip, before progressing into a long intrumental outro.  Their longer songs at the end of the release have that haunting Nagisa Nite-like tone that I really love late at night while drinking gin and tonics after everyone else in the house has gone to sleepy at the end of a sleepy weekend at home…


Grind Orchestra, “SoWap” – Grind Orchestra is a project of former Boredom vocalist and drummer Yoshikawa. The music is zany and avant garde, with plenty of percussion and vocals and grunting and groaning, adding in strange electronic space machine sounds. Don’t expect guitar riffs or bass lines in this project at all. These guys are a lot of fun live, and very intense. Second song “Life-sized Monster” sounds like an old traditional Japanese stage play with theremin and other sound effects. “Beguin the Grind” is a bit of a Hawaiian song with Theremin, and on song number four, “Periscope D”, we finally begin to hear a brush of guitar sound, mixing in with the theremin and percussion and vocal. Funky! Groovy! “Jungle Marriage” is primitive and tribal and good fun, “Take the Kurawaanka” is a spacy drony repetition of the theme of “kurawankai”, probably one of the more musical numbers with near-real singing on the album, the track also samples Led Zeppelin’s theremin from… I think “Whole Lotta Love”. “Bo-Samba” is just that, a party song, and “Hah-Di, Gah-Di 9″ is a bash-a-thon with strange sound effects, crazy rhythms, and “Second St.” is more of the same with the addition of some cool Jew’s harp. “B.G.S. (Epilogue To Monster)” is more of the same, but with tons of screaming.


Garadama, “II” – A power trio that out-heavies the mighty Blue Cheer themselves. Run away music, as in “lock up your daughter, lock up your wife, this music is going to EAT you.” Freaky, scary fat bass licks, slower than sludge thick guitar riffs, and scary “I am Hellspawn” vocals. Artless, yes, but very scary, and totally on. “Dragon Shrine” starts off with a slow, scary riff, so do “My Eyes,” “Soliloquy,” “Dogma Part I,” “Who Does Try To Kill Man?”, and “Dogma Part II.” Well, not all of them, just the odd-numbered songs, the even-numbered songs start off with nifty bass sounds, but everything else is of a single, killer tone. The 2:26 “Dogma Part I” has extra scary “whisper vocals” before building up and then only promising to blast off into the upper atmosphere; a few songs later, we get “Dogma Part II,” a 9:21 cruncher that picks up where Dogma I leaves off (I have no idea why they break Dogma into two by putting the so-so rocker in between. Probably a good idea to re-order the tracks. Or maybe not – Dogma II is just tension and no riffs…


Doburoku Kyodai, “Doburoku Kyodai” (demo) – Great indie psychedelic and rock music from four Osaka dudes.  The opening song, “Yotamono Boogie” is quite Black Sabbath-like with great riffs, heavy wah-effects on the guitar solos, moody organs and evil mutterings from their deranged lead singer. While he seems to have the evil Dave Mustaine-like mutter favoured by so many of Japan’s more macho young lead singers, somehow he pulls it off (and it’s even better when you take it in live). “Sorane” is a great bluesy rock number, while “Abazure” is more subdued.  This band is a fantastic up and coming project, young Japanese musicians who really have some soul; make friends with them on MySpace.


Barry Micron, “We Are One” – Cool reggae from Osaka native (by way of Jamaica) Barry Micron. Great, jaunty fun songs like “Tokyo” and “Osaka Rock,” Japan-oriented lyrics, of course “Them no mean, so kind/I’m so glad that one of them is mine.” Some of the songs are lo-fi, electronic, minimal, and sound a little… strange. But outside of a few like those, most songs sound professional, pleasant, and very similar. You get the style, you get the groove, and you keep going, even into overtly political songs like “Terrorist.” “I Always Remember” uses the words “Mama Africa”, it reminds me of Peter Tosh. Sighhhh…

Book Review:


Japrocksampler, by Julian Cope – Julian Cope, the great rock ‘n’ roll literary yeti, follows up a book flouting his passion for Krautrock (i.e. psychedelic/electronic German music of the Seventies) with a book flouting his passion for Japrock (i.e. psychedelic/electronic Japanese music of the Seventies). The book goes waaaaay back to the thirties, forties and fifties, getting into Stockhausen, John Cage, and the first Japanese musicians to make avant garde music. At some point, Yoko Ono comes into the scene, and eventually John Lennon. The Japanese, at another point, become infatuated with the Ventures, and eventually rock bands appear. This movement goes corporate, and at one point rebels appear and dream up their own mind-bending experiments in sound and amplification. Cope launches into descriptions of his favourite bands Flower Travellin’ Band, Les Razllizes Denudes (whose bass player got involved with the highjacking of a plane to North Korea – really!), Speed Glue & Shinki, Taj Mahal Travellers, JA Caesar, Far East Family Band, and a bunch of other long-hairs. Cope’s passion is abundant, and it’s clear that he’s spend tens of thousands of dollars buying Japanese vinyl of all eras, and has probably made use of many Japanese volunteers who translated material and explained situations to him, lingering in the country at many points in his life too, perhaps. His writing is fluid, amusing and creative, and the story is fascinating as it unfolds. The book is intelligent and highly entertaining and Cope’s descriptions make me want to hear more of these bands. As criticisms, I’d say that parts of the book are uneven – some musicians are given long biographies, while others are left as mysteries; and considering that writing about music is like dancing about architecture, what we really need to accompany the book is a sampler CD. Cope overuses certain words, such as “melted plastic brain” (we sometimes feel like we need to have dropped acid to understand his descriptions of some of these bands and their musical world-views, as well as his description of their sonic output) and “komische,” and there are altogether too many mentions of the Velvet Underground and the various Krautrock bands; I could have also put together a decent list of Japanese typos. But these are probably quibbles – Cope has busted open a field that needs more recognition with humour and verve, a cultural and musical anthropologist (it’s a small field) extraordinaire.

Julian’s top 50:

1. Flower Travellin’ Band – Satori
2. Speed, Glue & Shinki – Eve
3. Les Rallizeses Denudes – Heavier Than a Death in the Family
4. Far East Family Band – Parallel World
5. JA Caesar – Kokkyou Junreika
6. Love Live Life +1 – Love Will Make A Better You
7. Masahiko Satoh & Soundbreakers – Amalgamation
8. Geino Yamashirogummi – Osorezan
9. Takehisa Kosugi – Catch-Wave
10. JA Caesar – Jasumon
11. Far Out – Nihonjin
12. Les Rallizes Denudes – Blind Baby Has Its Mother’s Eyes
13. Tokyo Kid Brothers – Throw Away The Books, We’re Going Out In The Streets
14. Far East Family Band – Nipponjin
15. Speed, Glue & Shinki – Speed, Glue & Shinki
16. People – Ceremony-Buddha Meets Rock
17. Blues Creation – Demon & Eleven Children
18. Flower Travellin’ Band – Made In Japan
19. Karuna Khyal – Alomoni 1985
20. Les Rallizes Denudes – Flightless Bird (Yodo-Go-A-Go-Go)
21. Masahiko Satoh & New Herd Orchestra – Yamatai-Fu
22. Magical Power Mako – Magical Power Mako
23. Taj Mahal Travelers – Live STockholm July, 1971
24. Magical Power Mako – Jump
25. Kuni Kawachi & Friends – Kirikyogan
26. Brast Burn – Debon
27. Akira Ishikawa & Count Buffales – Uganda
28. Flower Travelin’ Band – Anywhere
29. JA Caesar & Shirubu – Shin Toku Maru
30. Gedo – Gedo
31. Les Rallizes Denudes – December’s Black Children
32. Datetenryu – Unto 1971
33. East Bionic Symphonia – East Bionic Symphonia
34. Stomu Yamathita & Masahiko Satoh – Metempsychosis
35. Taj Mahal Travellers – July 15, 1972
36. Toshi Ichiyanagi – Opera Inspired by the Works of Tadanori Yoko’o
37. Taj Mahal Travelers – August 1974
38. Seishokki – Organs of Blue Eclipse (1975-77)
39. Joji Yuasa – Music For Theatrical Drama
40. Group Ongaku – Music of Group Ongaku
41. Far East Family Band – The Cave Down To Earth
42. The Jacks – Vacant World
43. 3.3 – Sanbun No San
44. Blues Creation – Live
45. Various Artists – Genya Concert
46. Toshi Ichiyanagi/Michael Ranta/Takehisa Kosugi – Improvisation Sep. 1975
47. Itsu no Akai Fusen – Flight 1&2
48. Circle Triangle Square – Complete Works (1970-1973)
49. Yonin Bayashi – Ishoku-Sokuhatsu
50. The Helpful Soul – First Album

Last weekend…

Sunday, June 7th, 2009

What a weekend… of doing nothing. I left work at 8:30 on Friday night, came home and just stayed here. Stayed up late Friday watching the movie Heavy Metal, went to sleep late. Woke up relatively early on Saturday, like 8:00 AM or something, and did housework and a ton of proofreading work. I went for a quick late afternoon swim and then finished it around 6:00 and felt really good. I spent the rest of the night playing guitar, eating, watching another movie – Akira – and chilling out. My brain finally feels good again. Sunday I woke up again at 8:00, but went back to sleep and slept until almost 10:30, did work for the company and chilled out a bit too, played a lot of guitar, and listened to a lot of music. Now I’m listening to “Exile on Main Street,” both the Pussy Galore version and the Rolling Stones version, track by track so that I can compare them. Nutty.

Book Review:

GTOTES
Ghost Train To The Eastern Star, by Paul Theroux – I received this book from the same great friend who gave me Ten Thousand Miles Without a Cloud, a traveling book that I enjoyed greatly. Unfortunately, I can’t quite say the same about this. While I should, in theory, enjoy a book about traveling by train (which I love), Theroux is too crotchety and unreliable narrater to really enjoy. To illustrate the point, I offer a quotation: “‘Perm is a modern industrial city that most travelers could bear to miss,’ the guidebook said. But surely that was just as inaccurate as this same guidebook’s rubbishing my Great Railway Bazaar as ‘caustic,’ with travel guide solemnity and philistinism.” Well, whether the guidebook was right about the city of Perm or not, Paul Theroux IS caustic. He’s also self-centered, brusque and tends to skip a great many details. There’s no doubt that his trip was a heroic undertaking and would not have been very comfortable most of the time, and that he’s entitled to a bit of whingeing among his sould searching, but I thought he was a bit hard on the Hungarians. I drove all over Hungary and it was a wonderful experience.

The book is one of at least four Theroux has written about train travel, and covers Hungary, Turkey, Georgia, Azerbaijian, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, India, Sri Lanka, Myanmar, Thailand, Malaysia, Singapore, Cambodia, Vietnam, Japan and Russia (seems like he skipped China). As much as possible, Theroux tries to go overland by train, although he does some journeys by bus or plain where train connections are too difficult – or impossible. Of the countries he visits, I have lived in two, Japan and Singapore. Theroux himself lived in Singapore for “three years in the 1960s” and had a difficult relationship with it. This is probably the best chapter in the book and is generally well-written, although he does still come out with doozies about Singaporeans like “No one was fat. No one was poor. No one was badly dressed.” His description of the country is half political criticism, half titillation as he takes the reader on a tour of the “hidden” Singapore of legal prostitution. How hidden can something that is legal be?

His 60-page write-up of Japan was a big let-down, as he allowed himself an exceedingly shallow understanding of the country by dwelling unnecessarily long on the grotesqueries of Japanese pornography. Yes, there is plenty of deviant stuff in Japan, but everybody’s got something that winds their clock and there are plenty of Japanese who never go near the really weird stuff. He also takes the time to seek out two writers, Pico Iyer and Murakami Haruki, whose work I don’t particularly care for (although I’ve read a lot of the latter). Ultimately, Theroux’s facile portrayal of Japan makes me wonder if his take on the other countries he visits is equally flawed.

One of the interesting things that Theroux does is that he reproduces whole sections of dialogue in his books, and these can at times be quite amusing, such as how he and Iyer try to outdo each other in quoting influential writers, or hop from topic to topic. It makes me wonder if Theroux makes use of a recorder for these conversations that he transcribes, if he has an iron-clad memory, or if he just wings it.

One of the conversations struck me as particularly interesting:

Wabi-sabi,” I said, tapping my toe on the wood.
“That’s a really ambiguous expression. Almost meaningless.”
“I thought it meant ‘weathered and imperfect.’”
“Shall we walk down here…”

The passage shows Theroux’s pretentiousness in using the term Wabi-sabi, which is a term that seems to be favoured by non-Japanese over Japanese. It also shows Iyer has come to understand the term better. One of his books, the twee and self-centered The Lady and the Monk, is practically ABOUT Wabi-sabi. If Theroux’s quote of Iyer saying that is accurate it makes me now wonder what he thinks about if he ever re-reads it.

DVD reviews:

A
Akira – Probably the most beautiful anime I’ve ever seen. The drawing is superb, and the post-apocalyptic story is quite amazing. Having read the superbly illustrated comic book, I know how much of the story they’ve left out, but this one holds together quite well, until the ending at least. Akira himself barely appears in the film, although he’s in the book quite a lot, ditto for the Joker, Chiyoko (who doesn’t appear at all in the movie, although she’s an awesome character) and Lady Miyako. Key characters in the story are Kaneda and Kei, who navigate the madness and anarchy of Tokyo in the year 2031, driving motorcycles, flying in mini-helicopters, shooting lasers and avoiding satellite-mounted death rays, while also seeking to avoid being smothered by the grotesque, out-of-control evolutions of Tetsuo.

HM
Heavy Metal – I saw this when I was 13 years old and loved it. Nowadays when I watch it I can see how poor the animation was, even though there were scenes that were done so-so (in particular the World War II bomber scene, where they filmed an actual bomber and traced the lines. The stoner story was awesome, Captain Sterrn, Den with his dork hanging out, and all sorts of beautiful full-bosomed women. Great soundtrack, not to mention lots of blood and gore and sex and four letter words. Makes me want to read the magazines.

MG
Mindgame – A very very odd film about a young Japanese slacker who runs into the girl he loved in his school days. The film uses a lot of experimental animation techniques to tell a story about… what, I’m not really sure. There is the slacker, there are two sisters, one of whom the slacker is in love with, there are two yakuza, there is a mysterious old man, a whale, and God. The story has a lot of flashbacks, most of which you don’t really understand until you finish it. There is a bit of alternate endings stuff like how things would have turned out differently if things had been done in a different way, there is also a conscious “I will go back and correct my mistake.” Several scenes are very funny. The characters are quite well developed. The Japanese is Kansai dialect, which is very earthy and good fun. Some of the fantasy sequences are totally off the wall, and the filmmakers definitely had a lot of fun with it. Some of the techniques are truly amazing, such as scenes of driving down streets, which I believe is very tough to do. The “water-running” scene at the end of the film has to be seen to be believed. A gorgeous and unique film that is enjoyable from end-to-end, not only because it tells a story we don’t expect with feeling and sensitivity, but it is also about human emotions and hope.

The music is by Yamamoto Seiichi, the guitarist for the Boredoms, Rashinban, Omoide Hatoba, Rovo, TEEM and too many other bands to name, and was put together by several of his units, including Rashinban. The drummer is the late China (Nishiura Mana), who died on November 4th, 2005 in a van crash on tour in the US with DMBQ.

Birthday Party

Saturday, April 25th, 2009

Well, I turned 40.  I didn’t exactly have a “party”, but it felt like a party, because it was such a great day.

I had taken the day off work, as I am wont to do on my birthday, and I woke up at 9:00, Naoko and Zen came over to me and woke me up with kisses and wished me a happy birthday. Yay. First good news of the day was that one of the agents that I had written to wants to read my manuscript, wonderful. I did some work in the morning, while Zen did homework, and we had lunch. After lunch, Naoko gave me the present from my parents, which she had been holding onto since they left in February. It was very well wrapped, so I didn’t know what it was, but I opened it and it was a bottle of gin! Yay!! And a shirt!!! Yay!!!! We jumped into a cab and went to Vivo City to go see Detroit Metal City. Wow, Vivo City was empty, and we nearly had the theatre to ourselves. The movie was funny, and a few times I laughed out loud. After the movie we bought a new iPod. It’s not really a birthday present for me, since I already have an iPod Shuffle and don’t need a new one, but Naoko wants to have one, so now we need one more. The new iPod Shuffle is very nice, but it actually has a few features that are not as nice as the old one! Basically, when I sync it into my iTunes, it doesn’t update the information of “last played”, a feature I like and use. I can’t figure out how to change this in the settings, and it looks like there is no option to allow it. Odd. After that we did a bit more shopping, and I bought a new pair of jeans, a new pair of shorts, and a new shirt. Took a cab to Fair Price where we picked up a cake (free – I had a voucher) and some groceries. Funny – the bill came out to $40.04. Got home, Zen came, then we all took the buss to Bar Bar Black Sheep on Bukit Timah Road for burgers and fries and beer. Yay! Got home, called Oma and Opa, then I went to sleep late.

The rest of the week was super busy. But I got a lot done – I wrote 14 articles, which will come out in the next two magazines, which is great.

Movie Reviews:

DMC
Detroit Metal City – This was a real treat, since you don’t often get to see a movie about Japanese rock ‘n’ roll, or about death metal. The story is about a young songwriter who goes to Tokyo to make it as a musician, but gets caught up in a band that is the opposite of what he wants to do musically. The songs he writes for himself are totally silly “trendy” love songs, whereas the songs he does with the death band Detroit Metal City are about killing, death, demons, rape, murder. Both of them are over the top and caricatured, and he’s a bit of a silly twit really. The best parts of the movie are when Sir Johannes Krauser is onstage in his make-up, because that’s when it gets really outrageous.

The Sun
The Sun – One of the strangest movies I’ve seen in a very long time, it is about the final days of World War II and the life of the Japanese emperor Hirohito. I am not sure if he really spoke in a strange, affected way, or if he always made an O with his mouth and jutted his lips out, but that’s what you see in the movie. Made by Russian director Alexander Sokurov, the film has a small cast and limited locations, making it feel like a stage play.

TGWLTT
The Girl Who Leapt Through Time – Yet another movie about sensitive girls and time travel, the story is exactly like the title describes. Makoto is a sensitive tomboy who hangs out with her two male buddies, playing baseball after school. Through an accident that is explained later, she develops the ability to leap into the air, causing her to return to a moment in the recent past so that she can solve some small problem or other. They are generally quite trivial, but she does save a life or two. She also engineers relationships, while also learning about her own love.

Book Reviews:

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Loop, by Suzuki Koji – The sequel to Ring and Spiral, Loop is not really a horror story like the other two, but some sort of medical mystery that plays with alternate realities, destiny, medical proof of the existence of god. It creates a fascinating world, which is set in the year 2040 although you would never realise it if it weren’t stated explicitly. Of course, when you get someone creating such a fascinating world, the problem is that there are so many possibilities of things that should have happened, or been explained, and there are many avenues that the book doesn’t go down. The resolution is also quite silly, and a bit too hopeful to be realistic. This may be the reason the book has never been filmed – movies based on Ring and Spiral were released in Japan, but Ring was a hit and Spiral was a flop. This makes sense – Suzuki’s grand plan to move the story towards the events of Loop were a bit confusing to viewers, and the low budget knockoff sequel to Ring, called Ring 2, proved to be fantastically successful. Of course, with the movie world of Ring shifting away from the grand scheme Suzuki had in mind, there was really no going back and filming Loop. Probably better this way – I think that a film version of Loop would be more popular than even Spiral had been.

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The Graveyard Book, by Neil Gaiman – I’ve never read anything by Neil Gaiman, and I’m not sure that this is a good start. A kids book, the story follows the life of a young boy whose family has been slated to be wiped out by a secret society. He escapes the fate of his family and is adopted by a graveyard full of ghosts who protect him and nurture him to adulthood. Having grown up in a graveyard and raised by ghosts turns him into something of an odd little fellow, and he has a few adventures and misadventures, the most interesting of which occur when he resolves to go to a school. The book is also well-resolved, but by rushing through 15 years of history, it does feel like Gaiman passes quickly over many many interesting episodes that could have been fleshed out. This could have easily become a full novel, but as it is it’s just a nice, quick read.

the new Music Start website is up!

Sunday, April 12th, 2009

Happy news – I got my new website up! It’s to promote my new novel, since I’ve finished the manuscript and am now trying to find an agent. It’s called Music Start.

Other than that, it was a boring three-day weekend, although I must say that it was fun doing something I usually don’t on weekends – read a lot of fiction. Friday Zen went with his buddy’s family to the zoo and we hung out at the house, I did some errands, Zen did homework, I took him to the mall. Naoko and Zen watched “Saiyuuki”, and then after Zen had gone to sleep Naoko and I watched Murakami Ryu’s “69″. Saturday we were invited to an Easter egg hung on Sentosa, so we went by public transportation to Vivo City nearby Sentosa to hang out for a while. When we were there we got word that the party was off, meaning that we didn’t really need to go even to Vivo City, since we accomplished nothing there except to get out of the house for a few hours. While we were there we had a massive torrential downpour that was quite scary, but we eventually bought our sushi and snacks and went home and ate in front of the TV, a picnic, something that we’ve probably never done. Later we all watched “Bubble e Go!” Zen was complaining about a headache and a fever coming on when he went to sleep. Late at night, we discovered that he was sleeping and very hot with a fever, but we gave him some medicine and luckily when he woke up he was fine again. Sunday we just hung out at home and Zen went to his softball and his swimming lesson.

Movie reviews:

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Bubble e Go! Time Machine wa Dorama Shiki – a silly movie about time travel that aims to save Japan’s economy by preventing the bursting of the asset price bubble in 1990. Somewhat ponderous about Japan’s banking problem, with some pretty funny/trivial time travel sequences – the boom of the bubble with money everywhere is contrasted sharply with 2007 when average people are chased by loan sharks because money has become a huge problem. Cameos by Ijima Ai, possibly her last before she died in late 2008, and Ijima Naoko (no relation), two very famous names in Japan who were just starting out in 1990.

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69 – This film covers about 69% of what happened in the brief book by Murakami Ryu, his autobiographical follow-up to his brilliant “Almost Transparent Blue.” The book is very funny in the way that it veers between teenage reality and teenage fantasy in 1969 in a small town next to a US army base. Main character Ken is after girls, fame, and rock ‘n’ roll, which means that he has to find a difficult balance between doing what’s right for his friends and classmates (and the pretty girls in school), and what’s going to make him cool in their eyes. Leaves out lots of the interesting bits of the book, such as the wooing of the girl, the organisation of the rock festival, but the parts about the uneasy truce with the town gangsters and the high school communist cells is interesting.

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Ju-on – A creepy horror story about a haunted house. Yes, that’s all. That’s the only thing this movie is about. People enter the haunted house, and bad things happen to them. No background, no story, no history, no resolution, no plot, just bad things happen. Kind of like it would be in a real nightmare. The haunted house is very scary itself that you don’t really even care about the reason why the ghosts want to hurt people. Which leads to the weakest part of the story, which is when one of the characters stays away from the house… and the three zombie schoolgirls hunt her down. Where did the zombie schoolgirls come from anyway?

Book review:

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Catch 22, by Joseph Heller – Why did this 570-page book take me a month to read? Is it because I only read on the commute, is it because I often had work-related stuff to read on the commute, or is it because it’s a tricky book to read? Paragraph by paragraph, Catch 22 is probably the funniest book I’ve ever read, some really hilarious bits. It’s difficult to describe its hilarity, somehow, but the example below provides a pretty good description of its general wackiness. This is from a scene when the chaplain is being taken away by a colonel and a major and he asks “What have I done?”

“Why don’t you keep your trap shut and let us ask the questions?” said the colonel.
“Don’t talk to him in that say,” said the major. “It isn’t necessary to be so disrespectful.”
“Then tell him to keep his trap shut and let us ask the questions.”
“Father, please keep your trap shut and let us ask the quesiotions,” urged the major sympathetically. “It will be better for you.”
“It isn’t necessary to call me Father,” said the chaplain. “I’m not a Catholic.”
“Neither am I, Father,” said the major. “It’s just that I’m a very devout person, and I like to call all men of God Father.”
“He doesn’t even believe there are atheists in fox-holes,” the colonel mocked, and nudged the chaplain in the ribs familiarly. “Go on, Chaplain, tell him. Are thre atheists in foxholes?”
“I don’t know, sir,” the chaplain replied. “I’ve never been in a foxhole.”
The officer in front swung his had around swiftly with a quarrelsome expression. “YOu’ve never been in heaven either, have you? But you knnow there’s a heaven, don’t you?”
“Or do you?” said the colonel.
“That’s a very serious crime you’ve committed, Father,” said the major.
“What crime?”
“We don’t know yet,” said the colonel. “But we’re going to find out. And we sure know it’s very serious.”

Taken as a whole, it’s a bit hard to figure out what’s going on, although by the time you get to the end of the book you do start to realise that the reason why it doesn’t make sense is that he tells some parts of the story backwards: you’ll learn an outcome that puzzles you because it came from out of nowhere, but throughout the rest of the book it’s referenced often enough that you begin to piece together what actually happened. Heller’s thesis is fascinating, if a little adolescent: everything and everybody is insane, especially during war. But because he takes it to such an extent – you’d have to be crazy to want to fight, you’d have to be crazy to want to kill, you’d have to be crazy to fly air force missions, you can only get out of the war if you’re mentally unstable but if you were rational enough to want to get out of the war you could not claim insanity; also systems are insane, bureaucracy is insane, commerce is insane, the military system is insane – it provides him with so much material that he has no problem filling a whole book about the insanity of a single army unit. In the end, it seems that I enjoyed the book in spite of myself. Now I want to see the movie.

BBC article

Sunday, April 5th, 2009

&color1Cool, I got mentioned in a BBC article this week.

What a week – I came home at 7:30 on Monday, 9:30 on Tuesday, 11:00 on Wednesday, after midnight on Thursday, and Friday I got a break – I came home at 10:00. But it was fun – Monday Peggy and her friend came, Tuesday other friends came for food and drinks.

I listened to a lot of Butthole Surfers this week. It was magical. I lost my mind. Check out this magical “Buttholes in Bed” video. Part 1 is a harangue by Gibby, which is entertaining in its own right, but this one is more interesting, in particular for the five-part harmony on the acronym “L.S.D.” I like how it cuts off on my favourite word…

This one is interesting too. I uploaded a bunch of songs onto YouTube recently, and one of the guys in one of the bands I uploaded sent me a note. Here’s a video of Love Love, his main gig, in action:

Also, here’s the video for “Summer Breeze.” It’s a Seals & Croft song, but I’m haunted by the Type O Negative version (minus the last two minutes, which seem a bit unnecessary):

Movie reviews:

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Charisma/Karisum – Don’t, don’t, don’t watch this movie. It is stupid and pointless. It is about an evil tree, $10 million, scientists, forest rangers, cults, detectives, non-sequitar violence, guys who say “oh…” a lot, and plenty of other totally pointless stuff. Your two hours will be better spent watching random YouTube clips. I haven’t seen a sillier movie since “200 Motels.” It makes “El Topo” look like a plot-driven blockbuster. Memorable lines of dialogue go like “this is totally stupid,” and “this makes absolutely no sense at all.” Kind of like the movie. I’d recommend “Showgirls” over “Karisuma.” But… if it came to a tossup between “Battlefield: Earth” and “Karisuma”, I’d probably pick… “Karisuma.” It’s bad, but… actually… it’s not as bad as… “Battlefield: Earth.”

The value of research…

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009

Very busy week. My busiest day was on Wednesday, when I had five events. Luckily, the first four took place in three buildings that were 50 metres apart, so that was easy to manage. The first was a coffee with a banker, next was lunch with a global bank (lots of Chinese food, very noisy venue), then an interview with an IT company, then a local bank’s 2008 results (not too shabby), lastly there was a party with a big private bank in the National Museum of Singapore. That was my first time back in it since they renovated it. It used to have sleepy old world charm, but it’s been dusted off and modernized with a glass annex, escalators, all that jazz, so it’s half old and half new. Great, let’s compromise the centuries, then we’ll have the best and worst of both worlds!

Killing time, I hung out in Grammophone and made a big mistake. I found a Cream DVD at a good price and bought it without looking carefully enough at the packaging. I thought it was vintage cream from the 1960s, but when I opened it up I saw that it was from a recent reunion concert. And when I looked carefully at the cover, I saw that it has the date in 2005 of the show hidden in the hard-to-read psychadelic writing.

This is what I was expecting:

This is what I got.

Stupid me.

DVD review

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Cream: Royal Albert Hall, London, May 2-3-5-6 2005 – The best thing about the DVD is the cover, which looks like an old Haight-Ashbury poster advertising a gig at the Fillmore East, the three members of the band looking in their 20s (rather than their 60s – Clapton was 60, Jack Bruce was 62, Ginger Baker was 66 – as they are onstage). Nowhere on the outside packaging does it say that the concert was recorded in 2005, other than in the cover graphic, there are no still pics from the show either on the back with the song list and DVD features.

I’m a casual Cream fan, and my interest is more in the “vintage look and sound” I expected from something archival. Knowing that I wasn’t going to get that, I still did watch about about four songs. The music is good, the sound not so good, and the sight of three aging hippies is unappealing, most especially the absurd close-up of Ginger Baker’s stockinged foot as he hits the bass pedal. He looks more like Margaret Thatcher’s late husband Dennis than a rock ‘n’ roller. Jack Bruce seems quite frail, while Clapton looks exactly as you remember him from the past 20 years – the signature hairstyle, the beard and glasses, he looks about 20 years younger than Bruce and Baker. I might skip through this to see if the extras have anything of interest, but I certainly won’t watch all of it. This is for fans only, people who remember the band when they were releasing new albums, people who maybe did see them in the day. I will probably see if someone else wants it, or just throw it in the garbage. Very disappointed. I should have done my research.

Seventh weekend of 2009

Friday, February 13th, 2009

Had a great, mellow week at work.  Had a few lunches, talked to some bankers, and my understanding of the world improved.  Finally finished the David Geffen book, and will start reading the train book that my boss gave me.  Oma and Opa went to Hong Kong on Thursday, we’ll miss them, but I have already heard from them, and they’re having a great time.

Here are some pics from Wednesday:

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DVD review:
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Robert Plant and Jimmy Page – No Quarter/Unledded: From the offset, this is probably the least impressive Led Zeppelin product that I own. Opening scenes are of scenery and nature, eagles crying, rivers; then, at the top of a waterfall, there appear Robert Plant and Jimmy Page performing “No Quarter.” Robert looks okay – a little old, perhaps – but Jimmy is sprawled out in a suit that looks an acre wide, and were it not for the trademark hair he would seems more like the ghost of Peter Grant than Jimmy Page. But despite all of the mock enchantment, the song seems a bit naked without the monster drums and riffs. I’m disappointed, of course – it’s one of Led Zeppelin’s best songs and probably the most drastically underestimated composition in their playbook, and they lost the opportunity to make an impact; on top of all this, it’s also a song that John Paul Jones had a large part in (so much so that it becomes the track in The Song Remains The Same that was incorporated with Jones’ fantasy sequence), which makes his non-inclusion in a project named after one of his main songs a bit of a tacky decision on the part of Robert and Jimmy.

From this slow start, the video switches to a live stage setting and the band goes into a great version of “Thank You” and the painful “What Is And What Should Never Be.” Seeing Robert and Jimmy onstage with a drummer who is not John Bonham (and who is the bass player who is NOT John Paul Jones?) is a bit odd, but you get over it soon when you hear the cornucopia of North African musicians who are playing along with them. Great, great, great. The drummer does a fine job, playing “Four Sticks” with four drumsticks (two in each hand), and other drum jams bare-handed. Besides Robert and Jimmy, the band has Charlie Jones (Robert Plant’s son-in-law) on bass, and Porl Thomson, formerly of the Cure, on guitar.

One of the surprises of the set was when the band played “The Battle of Evermore” with Najma Akhtar, an Indian singer, doing the part sung by the late Sandy Denny of Fairport Convention – it works, partially because you can’t be sure if she’s singing in English or another language. A few of the songs are performed on a hill with Welsh musicians, giving “Nobody’s Fault But Mine” an amazing Celtic feeling (probably the reworked number that turns out the best). Present at the filming is an actual black dog.

Jimmy played a couple of shiny new Les Pauls, but also a double-neck Ovation as well as a weird custom-made three-neck object (6-string, 12-string, mandolin). With these heavy instruments, he’s often seated. This adds to the appearance that he is in poor health, although for some songs when he does get up and swing the Ovation around it looks pretty awkward – maybe it’s better that he stay seated. Like The Song Remains The Same, the camera lingers perhaps a bit too long on Robert Plant… but since he is by far the most dynamic person onstage, I guess it doesn’t make sense to complain too much about this point.

One interesting thing about the DVD is that it contains songs that don’t appear on other Led Zeppelin DVDs, songs such as “Thank You”, “The Battle of Evermore,” “Gallows Pole,” “When the Levee Breaks,” “The Rain Song”, “Four Sticks”, and “Friends”. There are also some cool new songs. “City Don’t Cry” features Robert and Jimmy jamming with four Moroccan musicians in a courtyard; “The Truth Explodes” is done MTV-style (”Where The Streets Have No Name” perhaps?) in a Moroccan parking lot with some amps, and lots of local people of all ages having a great time. “Wah Wah” is more courtyard folk drone, the Moroccan musicians sing along too. “Wonderful One” is probably the best of the new songs, it’s very soulful and beautiful. Besides the disappointing “No Quarter”, another song that disappointed was “When the Levee Breaks”, which was remarkably tuneless. Others were much better: “Since I’ve Been Loving You” was so good that Jimmy cheered up and gave a big baby-faced grin (finally – it was only 58 minutes into the 93-minute video); “Rain Song” with Jimmy’s acoustic guitar and a full orchestra was lush and beautiful; and “Four Sticks” with the Moroccan orchestra and the snake charmer flute was great, the song is truly amenable to Eastern rhythms and the musicians don’t feel tacked on here the way they do on some songs. “Kashmir” was… all right, nothing special. They messed around with it a bit, giving it a quiet intro before getting into the two monster riffs that dominate the song. Nice Moroccan rock ‘n’ roll reprise at the end, which included a bit of “Rock ‘n’ Roll”.

The DVD has four extras, including an interview with Robert and Jimmy on a traffic island in London that mirrors a bit the interview between Robert and Peter Grant in The Song Remains The Same extras. Porl Thompson seems to be the interviewer (which would mean it was quite scripted), but I may be wrong. Robert is expressive, but Jimmy stutters a bit and doesn’t seem confident. They point out that “Since I’ve Been Loving You” is their best live song, and the evidence on Unledded seems to back this up (the song appears on all three of their DVD releases). “Moroccan Montage” is just that, a delightful series of video scenes from Morocco of the guys hanging out with people. “Black Dog” was performed at the ABC American Music Awards, it’s energetic but a bit cheezy as well – check out Robert’s “captain” jacket. They also tack on the video for “Most High” from Robert and Jimmy’s poorly-received “Walking into Clarksdale” (1998), a song which wasn’t performed on Unledded. The video is a by-the-numbers spooky freak show that is sort of a blend of Heironymous Bosch (see also Metallica’s “Until It Sleeps” video of 1994) and the Sadako scenes in Nakata Hideo’s 1998 Ring movie. Not something you’d expect two music legends to be happy to have their names associated with.

Book review:

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“The Operator: David Geffen Builds, Buys, and Sells the New Hollywood”, by Tom King – The story of Hollywood’s richest, most influential man, is a very interesting read.  It also includes one of the most interesting introductions that I’ve ever read (when is an introduction ever interesting?) in the way it recounts the author’s challenges in even writing the book, by showing how David Geffen veered from being very supportative of the book to withdrawing all support, something which becomes a well-recognized pattern in Geffen’s life (as described by King, at least) and a thesis for the book itself. The book goes back to Geffen’s grandparents, but spends more time with his parents – where they came from, how they met, and how Geffen’s American father brought his Ukranian mother back from Tel Aviv to start a life in New York. The book shifts amazingly to Geffen’s youth, tells stories of his relationship with his brother (which gets cut off eventually), his failed attempts at school, and eventually his rise from the mailroom of a talent agency to the top of the agency, to a record company, to a movie studio, to a media group, and eventually to his foundation of SKG Dreamworks.  The story ends in 2000 afte Geffen sold Geffen Records and founded his own media group with Stephen Spielberg and Jeffrey Katzenberg, leaving off as the group struggled to make a profit.  Mentioned is American Beauty, which became the first of a string of Oscar-winning films.

The book’s strength is in recounting Geffen’s relationship (sometimes loving, often exceedingly stormy) with hundreds of media executives as well as the actors and musicians that provide material for the entertainment world. Battles, arguments, strategic maneuvers, and lovers quarrels are all recounted, often in an amazing blow-by-blow, word-for-word sequence.  Geffen’s temper is legendary, and I get the sense that I’d probably not enjoy a meeting with the man.  The book also gets into his philanthropy, and his work with Democrats and the Clintons especially.  Rahm Emmanuel is mentioned, I wonder if he’s helping Geffen do more in the Obama administration.

Geffen’s homosexuality is, of course, a large part of the book.  Struggling with bisexuality as he searches for a female companion that he can marry, have kids with, and present to the world, but of course also spending his energy on handsome young men as well.  Strange how he nearly married Cher.

Movie Mania!

Sunday, February 1st, 2009

DVD Reviews:

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The Ring 2 – The latest entry in a story that started out as a novel, but has been filmed in Japan (twice), Korea, and the US. Director Hideo Nakata has been involved in most of the projects, shooting the definitive version of the story in 1996. He didn’t make the US version of Ring, but came in for Ring 2 (and now, apparently, is working on Ring 3). The story has its silly points (if Samara has evolved, why does the video tape pop up in the opening sequence), and her power to unleash symbols (burning trees) upon the world seems pretty random, but the plot twists are satisfying. So is the double ending. Rachel Keller still seems to have no luck with men, which is tragic if you’ve ever gotten a good look at Naoko Watts. The scares are pretty wild, and it’s overall one of the more satisfying Ring films (and quite a lot better than Ringu 2, the weakest film of the recent Rings). The DVD has tons of extras, most of which aren’t too interesting, but there is the 16-minute short film called Rings, which is pretty interesting, in that it traces the back story of the high school senior who watched the haunted video tape. He’s dealt with in a brief, superfluous scene at the beginning of Ring 2, when we see the last moments of Day 7, but Rings goes quickly over the history of his Day 1 to Day 7, and the film makers attempt to open up a bit of a new world. Not bad.

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Radio Days – I remember this film as very funny, but I think I’m just remembering the awesomely hilarious opening scene that is worthy of Allen’s funniest short stories (such as from “With Feathers” and others). The film is mostly a collection of skits, most of which appear to have been acted out by the cast in a long theatre run in the way that the action flows together in a tight, but somewhat unnatural, way. Some superfluous musical numbers make me wonder if they were included to pad out this rather short film. Julie Kavner, who does the voice of Marge Simpson, has here here biggest role – she’s in about half of the scenes in the film. She’s also in Hannah and her Sisters, but in a smaller role.

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Tombstone – Tale of the legend of Wyatt Earp and the shootout in the OK Corral. Great staging, great setting, perfect costumes, wild story. Kurt Russel is a bit dry as humorless lawman Wyatt Earp (well, not humorless, but when he tries to be a regular guy we wish he wouldn’t – he’s pretty stiff). Some unnecessary blood and gore at the beginning as the Cowboys shoot up a wedding, but it establishes the Cowboys’ villainy. Val Kilmer stands out as the eccentric, tubercular dentist/gambler/killer Doc Holliday, who is doing everything to make certain that he doesn’t die in a hospice (but he does anyway). Michael Biehn is great as Johnny Ringo, a smart guy who just likes killing. His fight is with Wyatt, but his natural enemy is Holliday, and this makes for great dynamics. The extras are good, and there’s a bit of a documentary on the making of the movie, as well as some history of the real shootout at the OK Corral. Interesting to see Michael Rooker and Thomas Hayden Powell in small roles, and Sam Elliott is fine as Virgil Earp (although he seems to be too much older than his brothers).

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Withnail and I – Strange cult film. Considered highly quotable by the many who have seen it dozens of times, but it comes off as pretty silly throughout. Richard Grant is fantastic as the manic Withnail, while the less impressive Peter McGann plays the uptight “I”, although he’s also called Marwood in the screenplay. Scenes of Withnanil and Marwood battling poverty (although they live in a spacious and well-furnished flat) in 1969, indulging in long drinking binges, and childishly railing at the injustices of society while they don’t seem to have any source of income. They go into the countryside for a “vacation” (not sure what it’s a vacation from), and there are more misadventures, particularly from a flamingly amorous uncle. The best lines are from Ralph Brown, who plays Danny the drug dealer, and from the cop who busts Withnail for drunk driving.

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Crazed Fruit – A frightening film of idle youth, desperate brotherhood, lonely virginity, sadistic carnality, hopeless/fanatic/homicidal romanticism. The first scene and the final scene mesh, making it similar to many many many classic films I’ve seen (”Sunset Boulevard” without the narration?). Gorgeous scenes of Kamakura of yesteryear (the 1950s) when smart young Japanese intellectuals were both rich and nihilistic. It sure is different these days (although maybe they’re still rich…).

Friday, January 16th, 2009

DVD reviews:

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Boris – 見殺し塔からずっと: Live at Shimokitazawa Shelter: Starts off in darkness with the song “Huge,” from their Amplifier Worship release. Slashing cords, ultra slow grind beat, screams and groans. Great video collages of the band in total rock-out mode, introducing them one by one. You’d think that they were great big rock gods from the over-produced video intro, as long as you weren’t too distracted by the completely non-commercial music that the band was putting out. That goes on for four minutes, then kicks in to footage from a show at the gritty Shimokitazawa Shelter, a sweaty basement live house in Tokyo that I once went to in 2005 to see the King Brothers play. The place doesn’t look as packed as it was the day that I was there, but it’s still pretty full. Boris rock out under the blue light, playing songs from their Amplifier Worship and Akuma No Uta albums, as well as some from Heavy Rocks. Besides the slow, plodding, monolithic 10-minute opening number, they’re mostly fast, short rockers, with nine of them taking up the remaining 50 minutes of the album. The only song from Amplifier Worship is “Huge.” The songs from Akuma no Uta are “Ibitsu,” “Furi,” “Ano Onna no Onryou,” “Naki Kyoku,” and “Akuma no Uta.” Basically the whole song minus the nine-minute intro. The songs from Heavy Rocks are “Death Valley,” “Korosu,” “ワレルライド,” and “1970.” The video starts off very fast-cutting, like a frantic MTV clip, but then learns to relax a wee bit (but not too much). Right at the middle, at song six (”Naki Kyoku,” which is a slow number) the video breaks into a bit of a “trippy sequence,” where the band hang out and pose a bit in a non-sequitar from the live show. They walk down, or stand still in, the backstage hallway areas, doing some camera trickery. Nice, but I’d rather have seen the live stuff, since that is probably the only bit where Takeshi uses the guitar part of his Gibson guitar/bass double-neck (similar to the one Jimmy Page plays “Stairway to Heaven” on, except that is a 6-string/12-string guitar double-neck). The second part of the show proceeds like the first part of the show, except with fewer vocal parts from drummer Atsuo. There are plenty of shots of the gorgeous Wata soloing, and plenty of Takeshi grimacing as he stings/shouts indecipherably. Great and good fun. The concdert was recorded at Tokyo’s Shimokitazawa Shelter on the “Black Summer Tour” on the 12 of July, 2003 with five cameramen. The show is actually similar to a set I saw Boris do at Bears live house in Osaka on January 18th, 2003. The one-hour live show is followed by four videos. “Korosu” consists of orange low-def graphics invading the band’s quick-cut white-space practice session. “1970″ (not the Stooges song) is a collage of band shows, which is most interesting for the viewer to see what each member wears throughout the history of the band (and you do get to see Wata wearing… ugh… t-shirts). “Free” is the best video of them all, it is mostly ink drawings and doodles, some of them animated, but all of them interesting. “Ibitsu” is the least interesting, albeit the most technically accomplished. It is a bunch of mechanical parts moving and transmogrifying, almost like those weird bits from the Matrix or Transformers where things are changing from one thing to another, but no one knows what the hell’s going on.

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Led Zeppelin – The Song Remains The Same: The epic Led Zeppelin live movie. Although it gets slagged a lot, at least this movie has one thing that the even-more-epic DVD box set doesn’t: a version of “No Quarter” (see also the “No Quarter/Unledded” release that Jimmy and Robert put out in 1995). Starts off with weird fantasy sequences I half-remember from the time I watched it as a teenager about 20 years ago and it just takes off from there.

Released in 1976, The Song Remains The Same is footage taken on three nights in Led Zeppelin’s 1973 concert at New York’s Madison Square Gardens. The band performs “Rock and Roll,” “Black Dog,” “Since I’ve Been Loving You,” “No Quarter,” “The Song Remains The Same,” “The Rain Song,” “Dazed and Confused,” “Stairway to Heaven,” “Moby Dick,” “Heartbreaker,” and “Whole Lotta Love.” The film is structured such that it starts off with a fantasy sequences and then shots of the band at home with their families before the tour starts, then there’s documentary footage of the band arriving in New York and driving into Manhattan, before the concert begins. The onstage shots are largely of Robert Plant, with some of Jimmy Page, less of John Bonham, and really only one or two of John Paul Jones (who literally wears a heart on his sleeve). Robert Plant is dressed in jeans, shirtless under a dainty vest, John Paul Jones is also pretty in some sort of Victorian garb, Jimmy Page is an alien in a star suit, and John Bonham a lad in white pants and a t-shirt. The onstage footage is okay, but there’s probably too much camera attention given to Robert Plant, rock ‘n’ roll’s great Adonis, not nearly enough to Jimmy Page, rock ‘n’ roll’s great Anubis. For some of Page’s solos the camera is elsewhere (such as on John Paul Jones during the amazing “Since I’ve Been Loving You” solo, or on all the other members of the band when the crunchy riff of “Dazed and Confused” kicks in at the beginning of the song), or even when the camera is on Page during a solo the focus is too high and you can’t see what he’s doing with his hands, very frustrating. During other solos the director cuts to a fantasy sequence or shows documentary footage. Sometimes this works well, such as during the wanky 20-minute “Dazed and Confused” solo, but I’d liked to have watched the “No Quarter” solo.

The fantasy sequence that start the movie is probably the best one, showing John Bonham, manager Peter Grant and tour manager Richard Cole dressed up as gangster hitmen driving an old-timer from one country estate to another, which they proceed to shoot up with machine guns. Whoever their enemies are (one of them, apparently, is Roy Harper) is never explained, the episode is quite surreal. Then it goes to the present day, Peter Grant is on a phone, a message is dispatched, a messenger delivers a letter to Robert Plant on his farm in Bron-Yr-Aur where he’s watching his kids playing, the five-year-old Carmen Jane and the two-year-old Karac (who would die of a viral infection four years after), John Bonham is plowing the fields with a tractor, John Paul Jones is reading “Jack and the Beanstock” to his daughters Jacinda, Tamara and Kierra, Peter Grant is driving an old-timer with a woman, Richard Cole is driving another old-timer to a pub, and Jimmy Page is playing a hurdy gurdy by the lake (he turns around, his shades glow orange and the world goes psychedelic). John Paul Jones gets the only lines of any of the intro or fantasy sequences, when he reads the letter: “Tour dates!” (goofy grin). “This is Tomorrow!” (look of dismay). Cue Led Zeppelin’s jet The Starship landed in New York, limousines, police escort, the pastoral “Bron-Yr-Aur” plays as the limos approach Madison Square Gardens. Doves fly through the air. We are in a dark, crowded space, the band seems to be onstage, we hear the massive drum intro to “Rock ‘n’ Roll,” then the lights come on and it’s Led Zeppelin!!!!

But you do see some Jimmy Page, there is even a nice shot that highlights drops of sweat that have fallen on his Les Paul. In many of the shots of Robert Plant, his crotch is in clear view and the shape of his genitals is quite clearly outlined through his tight jeans. Great crowd shots, including scenes of girls in rapt attention, plenty of stoners, even black guys dressed like pimps. Cool theremin bits, including one blast in “No Quarter,” and plenty more in “Whole Lotta Love.” Too many non-band members in view in some of the shots, so it’s not very intimate. Bonzo working the drum, grimacing and gnashing his teeth, flicking his tongue. Snatches of “San Francisco (Be Sure To Wear Flowers In Your Hair)” sung during “Dazed and Confused,” also the violin bow, and a slight bit of “Black Sabbath” at one moment. There’s a cool guitar jam at the end of “Dazed and Confused” that could probably even be considered a song of its own. The camera work, while it was generally quite weak throughout, does some interesting things at times, such as going around 360 degrees as some points, and at one point in “Stairway to Heaven” there is a cool split-screen mirror doubling thing, like Prince did in “When Doves Cry,” highlighting Jimmy Page playing guitar (and another of Robert Plant quadrupled. Of course, in other parts you get the sense that shots from other parts of the night have been stitched edited together, and there is occasionally the feeling that what we’re watching is authentic – apparently some gaps in footage were filled by having the band re-shoot on a recreated stage in 1974, aping their movements of that night in New York. But the band is tight, and it is amazing how, after a 20 minute digression in the solo of “Dazed and Confused,” the band gets right back into the song without stumbling in the slightest.

There are also subtly amusing bits, like when Robert Plant flashes the two-finger salute with one hand and the V for Victory with the other during the “you know sometimes words have two meanings” lyric. Of course, there’s also the famous “Moby Dick” drum solo where everyone goes off, that show Bonzo throwing away the sticks and using his hands to drum, splicing elegantly at one point to a clip of Jason Bonham on the drums – he must have been five years old in the shot. Interesting in “Whole Lotta Love,” you actually see Jimmy Page for the first time stepping up to the mic to perform some sort of backup vocals in the chorus, although you don’t really hear him. Why that song and no other? Nice shot of Jimmy playing the theremin in “Whole Lotta Love,” then Robert in Jimmy’s underarm. Cool shot of Orange amp head at 1:58:23. Robert ad-libs a lyric “some are lined with gold – Acapulco Gold.” They finish the set and Bonzo attacks a gong with a flaming mallet, and the gong frame lights up. The band walks offstage, the house lights come on, and the band gets into their limo and moves on. The band are seen at the airport getting into the Starship, and that’s all there is.

Besides the opening fantasy scene, four others appear throughout the movie; the first one spliced into the concert is John Paul Jones’, which comes during a long organ and guitar interval in “No Quarter,” it shows him playing a huge church organ, then riding around in a mask with three other masked horsemen, before he returns home to a Victorian household and his beautiful wife and daughter (played by Jimmy Page’s girlfriend at the time and their daughter). Robert’s fantasy scene is during “The Song Remains The Same” and “The Rain Song,” it shows him on a beach with a sword, riding around on a horse, galloping, eating a big red toadstool he found in the forest, the sword burning on the beach at night, a castle where he uses his falcon to attack people in the castle, then he goes up and has a sword fight, rescuing a damsel in distress. Great long shot of him riding in the mountains, the camera pulls back to show the gigantic valley he’s entering. Jimmy’s fantasy scene is in “Dazed and Confused” and shows a mountain at night, a full moon, Jimmy climbing up the mountain (the way renowned occultist and mountaineer Alistair Crowley, his idol, did on so many treacherous passes), kind of an odd thought for such an un-athletic person. He reaches a ledge where a man is standing, it is The Hermit from the Tarot deck (and also seen on the band’s fourth album). The Hermit lifts his head and regresses in age until you realise it’s Jimmy Page, then a baby Jimmy, then a foetus in the womb, then a flash of lightning, then he ages again into The Hermit (later in Dazed and Confused” there’s also a cool section where a shot of Jimmy freezes and the camera zooms up into his eye and cuts to a documentary scene). John Bonham’s “fantasy” sequence in “Moby Dick” is more like shots of him hanging out with his family. He’s got shorter hair than he did onstage in 1973, and is shown with some sort of a mullet, playing pool, hugging his wife.

Documentary clips that are interspersed show Robert and Peter Grant talking, Peter arguing about how they caught people selling bootleg material inside the venue – posters – and arguing with the venue manager about it, security cops and fans hanging around outside, a cop on horseback saying “no comment,” guys getting let in without tickets, a guy getting chased and nabbed and taken into a toilet by security cops, another guy getting ejected, there is also some footage concerning the lost $200,000, for which there was a press conference at the time and some of the people involved were taken in for questioning.

The extras on the second disc are not bad, although there’s nothing really remarkable there either. There’s a news report from a Tampa TV, showing lots of long-hairs and parking lots full of 1970s gas guzzlers, channel that is probably the crappiest bit of news reporting that I’ve ever heard, talking about the biggest crowd ever assembled in “the history of the world!!” Yes, 50,000 people were there, and scraggly mustachioed John Jones reported on it. “I’m pleased to say that one of the group’s four members has my same name, that’s John Paul Jones,” he cleverly points out. He repeats himself, “Now, I said this was the largest single performance crowd ever to attend any concert in the history of the world, and I meant it!” The host then jumps in and repeats John Jones’ intro of the band: “Their names are Robert Plant, John Benham, Jimmy Page, and John Paul Jones. Robert, Jimmy, John and John; doesn’t quite have the appeal of John, Paul, George and Ringo, but they certainly have the drawing power of the Beatles.” Hey – who’s “John Benham?” Sheesh. There’s also some more footage of the robbery of $200,000, a small part of which was put in the film, as ell as the original film trailer. Then there’s an 8-minute long interview with Robert Plant and manager Peter Grant on a boat going down the Thames, not of much interest except when Robert hints at how they “rented the sharks,” referring to the infamous shark incident with the groupie. There are four other tracks that weren’t cut into the movie: “Over The Hills And Far Away,” “Celebration Day,” “Misty Mountain Hop,” and “The Ocean.” All of the performances are straight, meaning no cutting into documentary footage or fantasy sequences.

FH
Faxed Head – Live in Japan 1995: Strange project involving one of the Mr Bungle members and his Killdozer-esque masked scum group. The DVD starts off with the opening of a 1995 Osaka show, we hear the sound-effects intro and see the backs – and the backpacks – of the attendees (including Matt Exile, when he turns his head), before the band comes out in all its unholy costumed glory. The lead singer is in a wheelchair, the guitarist has his dreads up in a monster chefs hat like that rasta waiter in “Club Paradise.”