Archive for June, 2013

Singapore service… mmm… so goo!

Saturday, June 8th, 2013

I was at Triple O Burgers in Asia Square. I ordered a salad, which has four main ingredients: salad, chicken, croutons, sauce. I got the salad in a covered-over serving. When I got back to my table, I discovered that there were no croutons (one of the four main ingredients, as advertised on the menu board) in the whole salad. I went to the guy, explained that there were no croutons in the salad:

- there are no croutons in this salad, give me a partial refund.
- ????
- the sign says that this salad comes with croutons but there are no croutons in this salad.
- yes, we were out of croutons.
- well, couldn’t you have told me this when I picked up the salad?
- but I replaced the croutons with cucumbers.
- so what? I paid for a salad that is supposed to come with croutons? give me a partial refund on this salad.
- I can make some more croutons. but it will take some time.

GAHHHHH!!!! Why do these people exist??????

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Yeah!

Sunday, June 2nd, 2013
Y!

Y!

Yeah! – When you see the names Peter Bagge and Gilbert Hernandez, two of the biggest names in underground comics, attached to a new venture, you take notice. Yeah! is the tale of three ladies (Krazy, Woo Woo and Honey) who are Shonen Knife-like rockers in New Jersey; the main point of the story is that the girls are struggling in their musical careers on Earth, despite being major celebrities on other planets, and possibly maybe the biggest band in the universe (their manager Old Crusty has a great connection with the scene on Uranus and Jumpiter).

The book goes from episode to episode in languid, goofy Archie-esque fashion, the characters enduring plenty of silly episodes, various humiliations from mean people (the sleazy music mogul, the nasty musical rivals, the former best friend who has become an enemy, heartbroken ex-fans turned adversaries, a conquering alien force, etc), and all sorts of other nuttiness. Love the onstage catfight during a concert at an all-girls Catholic school.

After getting to know our lovely ladies briefly, Bagge and Hernandez turn back the clock and show the nutty way in which the band came together. Awww!!! Later on there’s a cool story-line where Old Crusty gets a groovy alien girlfriend, and when the lead singer of World War 1234, Hobo Capiletto, falls in love with Woo Woo (on a date with her and Krazy, who gets jealous); there’s weird media mogul goings-ons, and later on the fighting Yeah! troops get involved in a space war (!!!???). At the end there’s a very cool sub-plot with Peter Bagge showing us “A Day In The Life Of The Snobs.” Great, great, great!!!

One of the coolest things about this comic is seeing with what great ease the creative duo come up with great names for bands. And it’s not just Yeah! (and the anti-Yeah!, called !Heay), the book also refers to nonexistent bands called The Ramoans, World War 1234, the Snobs, Miss Hellraiser, and others.

Reading the foreword, it’s clear that Yeah! didn’t take off the way the creators had hoped. Fans of Hate, and Love And Rockets (Bagge and Hernandez’s respective comics) just didn’t enjoy the innocent fun, and new audiences didn’t latch on to the stories or the characters (for the life of me I just can’t see why not – how could you not love characters with names like those, man?!?!). It’s a shame really, but I’m sure glad I came across this lovely little comic. Congrats, Bagge, man, good going Hernandez – let’s have some more Yeah!

The Ramoans

The Ramoans

Little Miss Hellraiser

Little Miss Hellraiser

Oh, we're from CANADA!!

Oh, we’re from CANADA!!

- Where do you girls originally hail from?
- We’re from… er… Canada.
- Canada? No wonder they look and act so different than us.

Jim Starlin's The End

Sunday, June 2nd, 2013
MUTE

MUTE

Jim Stalin’s The End – Yet another incredible cosmic make-over from Jim Starlin, narrated by Thanos, who recounts the story of his crushing defeat. The tale brings into play lots of chaos and destruction, and the heroes of our universe are destroyed and re-created several times. Thano goes up against the Living Tribunal, Eternity, and all sorts of Celestials and develops all sorts of god-like powers (or maybe that should be “God-like” powers). Absolutely nutty. The story jumps all over the place, and rapidly at that, before settling on some kind of weird tranquility at the end of all space and time. Wow… deep.

Not sure if this story thrills me, chills me, or just perplexes me. But it’s nice to see Thanos mellowing in his old age and appearing nearly… contrite. After all, he’s been tricked by God into re-creating the world in spite of himself, when he discovers that nothingness just won’t do. Weird…

The story has lots of red herrings – it shows Amunhotep, back after thousands of years and dripping with raw power (even though he looks like a jack-o-lantern) to lay claim to the Earth (“Odin, Zeus, you can’t have it, it’s mine!!”); we see Adam Warlock and Gamora baby-sitting the arcane child Atleza, we see the X-men, we see Doctor Doom, the Asgardians and Olympians, and all the other power mongers of the day. None of them know what to do with Amunhotep… except for Thanos and Doctor Doom – they knows what to do with Amunhotep. There’s a weird interlude where Spider-man sort of… is he making fun of Daredevil for being blind? The council of the deities (South American, Greek, Nordic, Indian, Japanese, Chinese, Mesopotamian, etc) is pretty darn cool too.

One of the fun things of the book is how these supremely powerful deities push around Earth leaders like George Bush Jr (we get to see a bit more of Saddam Hussein, Condaleeza Rice, Donald Rumsfeld, and that whole jolly 2003 faces, as that was the year The End was published).

For someone like me who’s been away for a few years, it’s interesting to see that the Marvel Universe has added a few new grotesque embodiments of universal concepts, like Infinity (a sort of lava woman, who is perhaps a companion to Eternity), Eon (a sort of leafy green blob), and Master Hate and Mistress Love (???!!!). Nice. I also love the great two double-spreads showing Thanos taking on every single superhero in the Marvel Universe (even I can’t name them all). They are all destroyed with a wave of a hand, as is everything else, and the series is really no longer about anyone other than… Thanos. Great – way to be irrelevant, Marvel Universe.

But sir, what are we going to do about this new threat?

But sir, what are we going to do about this new threat?

World leaders meet world leader

World leaders meet world leader

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Star Trek: Into Darkness

Saturday, June 1st, 2013

STID

STID


Star Trek: Into Darkness – Zen and I went to see this movie this afternoon, it was really great! Plenty of action from the get-go, plenty of character development, great casting, lots of surprises, a fantastic (albeit superfluous) cameo, a wee bit of sexiness (Kirk being disturbed by an important phone call during some recreational activity with some slinky, feline she-aliens), plenty of goofy creatures, and the re-establishment of a classic villain resurrected from the TV series (we also get to see our first Tribble). Actually, there are three villains in the film, all on different “sides” (unfortunately, one of them is a traitor – never a favorite plot point of mine, but… whatever), making for a very good, intricate Star Trek plot. We also get some decent interplay with the Klingons, with nice views of Klingon warships. Nice.

The only complaints I have are that the plot doesn’t quite stand to scrutiny upon close inspection, in terms of the motivations and actions of our “traitor”, and that the scriptwriters succumb to the temptation to do that “what, I thought we destroyed him – but he’s still around to crash in on the near-to-final moments of the film!!” thing that you get so often in cheap horror films, but… whatever.

There’s also a great homage to the earlier works that flip-flops things (kind of like the way Uhuru becomes Spock’s love interest in the first film, not Kirk’s). There’s the introduction of a sexy new character who’s due to be a long-standing character and important to future sub-plots, etc. Great job, guys – I usually don’t like these big budget explosion-laden flicks, but this one is pretty good indeed.

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