Mother instincts

Lauren’s been “breast-feeding” her dolls recently. Nicole asked her where the baby bottle was one day and she said she doesn’t need it, because she has her boobies!

Today she told Nicole she had baby-doll “Emma” in her tummy for 4 months. When asked how it came out, she said:

“The doctor got it out, through the secret door.”

When Nicole asked where the secret door was, she replied:

“You know Mummy, through the vagina.”

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