These are some of the things Evan said today:

“Lauren’s my pet”

“Don’t tell me the truth!”

after watering the flowers: “Now he looks happy”

“Daddy, I did a big poopoo. The sun is going to shine tomorrow.” (we say the sun is going to shine tomorrow if he eats everything on his plate)

“Sell the pork bellies”

Ok, I taught him to say the last one, and also taught him to sing that song from the NZ elections campaign “Thank-you very much for your high taxation…”