Evan Hoflich

Evan’s latest addiction is candles and blowing them out. He constantly talks about getting the candle out and blowing it out, and most recently even lighting up matches! Quite scary. He was also holding the matches the other day and went to strike the match. Fortunately it didn’t light, but we’ve definately moved the matches […]

“…and then we should flip those chicken pieces Evan.” “My girlfriend lights fireplaces and turns on barbeques.” “Really? So Evan, how’s the girlfriend anyways?” “Fine.” “What’s she up to these days?” “She’s lighting fireplaces and works with barbeques…” and continues with a 2 minute dialogue on how to create a camp-fire with chopped wood and […]

Evan was insistent that I was coming home (I was in Australia) and Nicole asked him “Who says that Daddy’s coming home now?” and Evan said “Lauren”!

We were reading Evans Jamberry book, which is about berries (raspberries, strawberries, blueberries, boysenberries) when Evan came up with the joke “Girls-in-berries”. Boysenberry, Girlsinberry.